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Eat. Me.

I greet this Saturday with drool on my pillow, dreams of delectable dishes chasing across my starved palate. Will 6:30 this evening EVER get here?

All day long, MTM will be torturing my nostrils with aromas. Simmering scents. Nuanced perfumes. Earthy smells. The four burners of the gas stove will work my abused senses into a foaming froth of longing, MTM’s stirring ladle a paddle to slap my greedy hands away from the morsels cooking there.

Bill and Cheryl Smithem are coming over for dinner tonight, one of those lingering affairs, multiple courses where we sit around the table and gab to a soundtrack of mood music, flickering firelight, and heaping piles of orgiastic food. For the balance of my Saturday, I will do everything I can to distract my craven stomach, bewitched by MTM’s culinary voodoo.

I will check the mail.

And taste a sauce.

I will select table linens, ironing them to a starched sheen.

And use that work to justify an oozing snack of something brewing.

I will straighten my desk.

And let my fingers stray into a sampling bowl of deliciousness.

I might sneak in a nap.

And awake to a sliver of scented joy, preening aromatically on the table beside me.

Dang. Just penning this post made me famished. I hope Bill and Cheryl don’t notice it when they arrive to find that I have stuffed myself into a stupor.

An homage to Nashville, my home for the past couple of days. This Cootchie Classic had my mother telling me EXACTLY where I was conceived, right there in the comments on the original post.

I’m going to spare your tender imagination, Dear Reader.

Just reading that title makes me want to hurl. But, my parents first lived in Nashville after they got married. I *think* I was conceived in the Country Music Capital of the World. My Mom can tell us whether or not that information is correct.

I hope she doesn’t. I’d really prefer to be kept in the dark on that one.

I tagged along with my husband on a work trip to Nashville this week, primarily because I wanted to visit The Hermitage. I didn’t get out there. We decided not to rent a car and, this being America, it isn’t easy to get twenty minutes outside of the city without a car. So, I was stuck downtown on a dreary, wet day.

Armed with scant information about my Mom’s working days in Nashville as a Group Chief Operator for the telephone company, I set out on foot in the rain. Right next to my hotel was an alley, Printer’s Alley, and I ducked into it to avoid the gale that was hurtling into my face and blowing my coat open. I walked along the wet bricks, paying attention to every step I took.

I know my Mom walked this way to work every day when she lived in Nashville.

Did my feet touch down where hers did, when I was nothing but a shaft of light in her eye? I was overcome by the urge to walk back and forth across the length of street, trying to cover every bit of it in an effort to step on something she may’ve touched before I existed. I had to stop and lean against the door of a strip club. Ironic that was the place where I wiped away a tear or two.

Leave it to me to walk down a public street and cry without shame or reservation. I wondered what my Mom thought about as she walked that way to work every day in the late 1960′s. Did I get a glimpse of anything she saw, teetering to her job in her high heels and smart dresses, her hair styled just so? I closed my eyes and tried to imagine my Mother, a girl in her twenties.

I think she brushed past me. And, she smiled.

You hafta go to the bathroom in this place. Not a standard greeting from an aged Southern gentleman, or any man desiring the chivalric title for that matter. He was slight. Abundant white hair, still arrayed in a flattened pompadour. Feisty. A force.

He forced me to go to the bathroom.

My job gives me a burst of color here and there. Yesterday, I witnessed an explosion with a side of lunch.

Tandy Rice is still a Nashville institution, meaning I dined with an institution on Wednesday. Readers may not recognize his name, but his client history might ring some bells. Porter Wagoner. Jerry Clower. George Jones. Dolly Parton. He particularly relished telling me how he arranged for a full-size, anatomically correct cut-out of Miss Parton, autographed by her personally, to be delivered with balloons streaming to a former college classmate of his. My husband’s boss. Charleston’s Mayor Joseph P. Riley Jr. likes him some Dolly.

Who knew?

A former President of the Country Music Association, Rice is responsible for building the country music business into what it is today. Naturally, he’s proud of himself. But, yesterday, he was prouder of the bathroom.

Go to the bathroom RIGHT NOW. GO.

It was weird, but I obeyed, wandering into an Elvis-encrusted mecca, his likeness everywhere, his signature scrawled on various surfaces, his voice crooning in the background while I did what I went in there to do.

Did you know Elvis, Mr. Rice?

I did. A nonchalant tone betrayed only by those piercing eyes. Isn’t it the eyes that usually reveal what we really think? Things we miss? Who we wish we could see again?

We talked about Elvis. About his multiple pilgrimages to Graceland. About our crazy Elvis-themed vows renewal in Vegas. He made me share a leaning tower of a hot fudge sundae with him – and probably decided I wouldn’t give him cooties – because of our mutual admiration of Elvis Presley.

Sometimes, if we’re really lucky, we can step back in time, witness history, see things from the inside. Maybe all it takes is a character and some gooey hot fudge.

Flashing For You

Last night, MTM and I were treated to a one-of-a-kind dinner at Lana Restaurant. Our Place, moved across town. John Ondo, the chef and our friend, put together a surprise meal that bowed to Mardi Gras, with oysters in every course, spinning the food with his talented flare.

Thank you, John, for making such a plate-licking, orgiastic dinner, complete with early Elvis Presley music as the soundtrack. Please forgive me for flashing people in your restaurant.

Instead of donning beads for Mardi Gras, I wore my Ian Bennett Flower Fascinator as an accessorial nod to the day. A big honking rose off-kilter on the forehead, encrusted with crushed glass crystals that grab the light in an obscene filter, cannot fail to make a statement, especially when it blinds people in direct light.

Without the flash……..

With the flash………

Don’t forego anything I wouldn’t for Lent, Dear Reader………..

And, a nod to me, when I was twenty-four and wandering in the loveless wilderness. Some hope. Maybe you recall it, too……

Late. My shoes clacked on the blue stone sidewalk as I ran. Perspiration broke out like a teenage rash on my upper lip. February in Charleston: does one call in sick to work to goof off at the beach, or choose to be semi-responsible with a meandering route to a rendezvous lunch of multiple courses with a hot boyfriend?

Even the latter didn’t add vitality to my step that Fat Tuesday. My favorite restaurant - barely a room with eight tables, no discernible kitchen and a sprawling courtyard – was shuttering. Several years of caprese paninis oozing with fragrant olive oil replayed like decadent pornography before my eyes, flashing me with a message: when will you ever see the likes of ME splayed in front of you again?

A windowed door opened, and my hot boyfriend stuck his sandy head into the sunshine. My staccato footfalls made him turn, a startled glare bouncing through the sound of heels on stone. 

Oh. Um. 

Confusion flooded his features for a beat, followed by brushstrokes of appreciative relief. I was going to walk around the block. Um. I thought you weren’t coming.

Late I huffed. You know me by now.

Yes. Kissing me in the open door of Our Place, he interlaced his fingers in mine. A solitary table was set for two in a familiar spot. My table, the place I was sitting the first time I spied my hot boyfriend and said hi. A smattering of champagne flutes and some silverware flashed on its glossy top.

We’re celebrating the closing of our favorite restaurant with champagne? I was confused, fractured really, wallowing in misery over life without another caprese panini in our little place. A festive soiree seemed indecent, even on a day where indecency tinges everything.

A cork popped behind me, and Drazen, the owner, filled our airspace with his towering frame, his hand grasping a blue bottle.

A blue bottle of deja vu.

Paris. November 2003. A wine shop in the Seventh.

Me: I want some cider to take home. We can’t find tasty hard cider anywhere at home.

MTM: Great. It’s cheap. (To clerk.) We’ll take that one and……….that one. Merci. Oh, and what’s that blue box down on the bottom shelf?

Clerk: Champagne, Monsieur. Pommery POP.

Me: Haha. We have to buy it. The name is funny.

MTM: Well, that IS a reason to buy French champagne……..

New Year’s Eve 2003.

Me: Are we going to toast with that French bubbly?

MTM: Nah. I’ve got this other stuff on ice. Veuve Clicquot. Will that be acceptable to your tender palate?

MTM’s birthday, mid-January 2004.

Me: I want to clink glasses with that French stuff for your birthday. Where IS it??

MTM: Oh, I’ve got a special wine here. Remember? We had this on our first date? It’s already cold and everything.

Valentine’s Day 2004.

Me: Can we take that blue bottle to dinner with us? Maybe they don’t charge a monstrous corkage fee…..

MTM: They do. I checked. We’ll just have something there.

Mardi Gras 2004. A blue bottle of deja vu. The restaurant where we met. Fractured beams of sunlight streaming through the bubbles as they tumbled from the blue and fizzed in the flute……

MTM: I always wanted to POP the question with this blue bottle. Andra, will you marry me?

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