It’s a Cold Day in Jon Stewart Hell
In the inky darkness that is a typical Fall morning on the East Coast of the United States, I’m freezing my pattootie off. I can’t believe I am going to be standing outside in a blowing gale on the National Mall in Washington DC when I could be sleeping in on a Saturday.
I should say that it would be a cold day in Hell before I’d get up this early, but for a political rally? I always thought Hell would be consumed by ice cubes before I’d ever show up at such a preposterous thing.
On the upside, lots of people are already out and about. They appear upbeat and suitably sane. Good thing, since it’s a Rally to Restore Sanity, conducted by people who are likely certifiably insane.
But, at least they value truthiness.
Okay, I’m going to go find the purported porta-potties and the peanut snacks everyone is talking about. That’s my breakfast. Peanuts. IF they have any. More from the Rally to Restore Sanity as things unfold, sane or otherwise.
Hopefully, otherwise.
Lucky you for being able to attend! Stay safe and let us know what you thought about it!
Will do. All day long.
Thank you for representing!!!
I can only imagine that it would enhance the fun if you were here. Xo
march on, dragon lady! Provide the sanity that we all so desperately need and send pics of the wackos. We can add to our list of local wacks…and you know who you are among the Andradites!!
Wackos are not allowed according to the web site. Oh. Wait……..wonder how long they’ll let me stay……
But–where’s the love for our own, Colbert? The Rally to Keep Fear Alive was mashed up so now it’s the Rally to Restore Fear?
He’s there, too. It’s a dual (or duelling) rally.
Just tweeted your blog so that others can keep up with you!
Thanks!!
I probably would not go to a political rally unless someone shot me with a tranquilizer dart, hog tied me and delivered me to the rally in person. Try to make the best of it and enjoy the awesome weather.
We had a blast. It was very, very funny. Not at all like politics.