It’s official. Cilantro kills.
As if ALL of them don’t make people sick.
I am sitting here typing this blog post with no small measure of glee. Because no contraption exists that can mute the blaring television in a public area, I happened to note that cilantro is on a killing rampage, wreaking havoc in digestive tracts around the country.
So, everyone should stop eating cilantro. Immediately. It’s the best way to avoid a sickening, soapy segueway into the new year.
At least, I can happily report that this blogger is almost done with cilantro. Countdown to updated blog premiere is four more days.
I hope to see you here. Thank you for an amazing 2010!!
And, remember, in 2011, cilantro kills. Especially when it is disguised as negative, ugly, mean, gossip-mongering, intolerant, petty, h-word filled filth on your spirit.