A Run-On Sentence
If you are a regular reader of the Accidental Cootchie Mama, or even a casual fan who clicks through only if the title is a double-entendre come-on, you will have noticed that there was not a new post this morning, at least not at its appointed time of 6:00am EST. The Sisyphean project to remake the Cootchie’s lair has become an extended sentence with no credit for time served, so we need everyone to pitch in…the only way there will be a post this morning will be if you write it.
So, please fill in the comment stream with your contribution to the Verdict:
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“Accidental Cootchie Mama, this court finds you Guilty of…..”
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[OK, go at it....and MTM thanks you for helping out the ACM]
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Expectations dashed, hope trounced and dreams of blogomania smashed to smithereens. We shall forgive, of course, since Queen A has been a kind and dutiful Queen these many days of daily posts.
In the meantime, 3 whacks with a wet noodle brush filled with green cilantro paint.
As usual, without your intervention, I’m speechless.
No way in the world would I put any of my writings on this wonderful blog! Would be ashamed to do so!
How can our world rock if there are no rockers
hard word in the highest degree, extreme home renovation exhaustion, and absolute blog pausing.
I’m still glad to see Lou here first with a comment about a non post.
addicted to cyber Queen words.
. . . pausing to catch your breath? The sheer audacity!!
“Accidental Cootchie Mama, this court finds you Guilty of…..” whatever..and sentences you to perform with Nicki Minaj in her next video.
EEWWWWW!!
I just have to back Lou up……….EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
excessive home rennovation and sentences you to an evening of fine wine and food.
or renovation perhaps? Yes, brain saw it but hand clicked “Post Comment” anyway.
And, what do you know. We’re having a fine evening of wine, food and good company on the 25th.
The ACM is guilty of setting a higher behavioral standard by establishing a definitive boundary for the day, and presuming it is more time-conscious to complete domestic duties rather than maintain prolific writing schedule. Eager and less disciplined following will have to wait! Debra
“Accidental Cootchie Mama, this court finds you Guilty of….. 1 count of non-posting and 723 counts of exceptionally entertaining, AKA inspiring, AKA heart warming, AKA humorous, AKA insightful, and most certainly genuine blog posts. Your punishment shall be a sentence of no less the 723 more exceptional blog posts with no parole. Upon completion this court shall reconvene and likely extend your sentence indefinitely. If you would like to appeal, it must be done so in a manner which is both entertaining and eloquent as is your nature.
Hi Everyone:
Please forgive my lack of attention the past couple of days, both to your comments here and to your blogs. I will catch up tomorrow and Wednesday, and things will return to normal.
Well, I probably won’t be back to normal by then, but everything else will be.
Did she say NORMAL??!! Oh My Goodness, the universe shall shatter now for sure.
We find you NOT GUILTY . . . by reason of insane hilarity!
Have fun putting the finishing touches on the project so you can launch it into the market.
“… PG naughtiness.”
“Accidental Cootchie Mama, this court finds you Guilty of…..” creating a literary vehicle that at times is too pun-ny for words, gives rise to the prurient interests of voyeuristic web dwellers, brings forth international and architectural images best left in the dim recesses of a Rotarian Governor’s penitence laden confessionals, and worst and possibly most catastrophic of all, blasphemous utterances against our most holy of vegetation – the cilantro plant. Without which, it must be added, no part of this blog most likely would have ever arisen to grace the glances of the Holy City.
….a daily dose of drama from the questing queen of Cootchie
One that I, for one, could not dispense with, these days.
All the best, Andra x
How dare you not write something?! The rest of us are endlessly slaving away on our blogs and this is how you treat us.
Wait, what’s that? When was the last time I posted anything on a blog? Well….that’s not the point. Your blog is more about you writing stuff, and mine is more cerebral than that….like….it’s in my head and my head only….very post modern….quite abstract and a bit of a performance piece…..you wouldn’t understand….and why are you still reading this? Go….go now and write!
…having succumbed to life. Free; we shall not charge you this time for our loss of daily inspiration. Ha! Don’t work too hard, but my, you already are seeing youre posting again and commenting!
Ha. I am surprised I can type…..
Now THAT is romantic, Andra. Have a wonderful few days together
Thanks, Kate. I hope Phil makes you an amazing surprise.
PS: breathtaking photo!
Long story in that photo.
….making us think, laugh, cry, feel. love, and ponder how you come up with such cool double entendre’d titles….
I wish I knew, Liz.