Was I Arrested?
Google provides a nifty little service. Years ago, I registered my name with them, requesting an e-mail every time ‘Andra Watkins’ is mentioned in the byzantine world of the web. With the proliferation of reviewing sites, I wanted to keep tabs on client chatter, just in case any of it verged on the, um, uncomplimentary, a hazard in any profession dealing with multiple umpteen people.
Saturday morning, my inbox pinged. ‘Google Alert!‘ it announced in the subject line. Always aroused by seeing my name in print, even if it is electronic, my hyperactive fingers clicked the provided link.
A car chase.
ANDRA WATKINS BEHIND BARS.
And, get this. Andra Watkins is a GUY. Male. One dumb dude.