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How to Tame a Tragic Toilet

Rotary Grand Poobah District Governor Ed Duryea attended our Rotary meeting this morning for our Installation of Officers ceremony. His wife, Cindy, reads my blog.

During the meeting, Ed reached across the table and gave me a dainty pink gift bag. From Cindy. 

I made the mistake of opening during the meeting and almost gave a loud, undecorous hoot. Inside the bag, I found this:

Thank you for the laugh and the useful information, Cindy. I know both Lori O’Leary and I are grateful to know that such a functional kit exists.

Get yours for just one cent by clicking here and ordering from Amazon.

This post is part of the series My Top 10 Tinkles. If this is your first visit to this urinary extravaganza, please click here to start the series at the beginning. Thank you for reading my blog, for sharing it, and for spending time here.

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  1. Love it!!

    June 26, 2012
  2. Priceless… the advantages of being a member of The Rotary Club.

    June 26, 2012
  3. Too, too funny! I’m sure I would NOT have suppressed the hoot; well, maybe muffled it to a snort! :)

    June 26, 2012
    • I love it when things like that happen, Karen. I was so nervous that I needed a good laugh.

      June 26, 2012
  4. Hilarious, Andra! Where can I get one of those? Wish you were moving again soon. That’s priceless. LOL
    Hugs,
    Kathy

    June 26, 2012
    • There’s a link in the post to buy one for a penny, Kathy. Could be very handy in a scary potty situation.

      June 26, 2012
  5. Very funny! :D

    June 26, 2012
  6. From the Tazmanian Toilet, er paradise, to a Rotarian survival kit. You gave me my day’s big giggle.

    June 26, 2012
    • So glad to hear it, Penny. It’s always good to share a laugh.

      June 26, 2012
  7. Inventive, creative and deeply judicious, Andra :-)

    June 26, 2012
    • I don’t know where some of these people come up with such things. But, I’m glad they do.

      June 26, 2012
  8. Where’s the big fat like button?

    June 26, 2012
  9. I love it when friends just play along! Too funny…and very practical! I can thnk of a couple of people who’d appreciate the gift, so good to know! Go Cindy! You’re a good friend!

    June 27, 2012
    • They’re available in multiple places online, Debra, in case Amazon is sold out when you check. They didn’t have many units left for one penny.

      June 27, 2012
  10. Amazing entreprenuerial spirit! Is there a nose peg too?

    June 27, 2012
    • That’s missing, Jim. And, it’s a vital component of a kit like this, isn’t it?

      June 27, 2012
  11. I think you liked the gift more than your new crown.

    June 27, 2012
    • It was very appropriate, given the subject matter of late. :)

      June 27, 2012
  12. Obviously you know what I did…I ordered…uh, yeah, quite a few. Going to try one out this weekend when we head to the cabin – that four hour drive can get hairy and we head to Montana next week (to visit my parents) and it’s an eight hour drive. Perhaps now Mike won’t be squirming in his seat and begging me to stop at the next rest stop (I like to drive straight through – no stops – hehehe, it’s a wonder anyone lets me drive). Give my thanks to Cindy and thank YOU for sharing. ;)

    June 27, 2012
    • Please come back and report how effective it was, Lori. I cannot WAIT to hear about it. :)

      June 27, 2012
  13. Oh my gosh, that is funny. You’ve probably created a “run” on that product through Amazon! :)

    June 27, 2012
    • I still have it displayed on the credenza behind my desk. I laugh every time I look at it.

      June 27, 2012

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