How to Tame a Tragic Toilet
Rotary Grand Poobah District Governor Ed Duryea attended our Rotary meeting this morning for our Installation of Officers ceremony. His wife, Cindy, reads my blog.
During the meeting, Ed reached across the table and gave me a dainty pink gift bag. From Cindy.
I made the mistake of opening during the meeting and almost gave a loud, undecorous hoot. Inside the bag, I found this:
Thank you for the laugh and the useful information, Cindy. I know both Lori O’Leary and I are grateful to know that such a functional kit exists.
Get yours for just one cent by clicking here and ordering from Amazon.
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Love it!!
I did too, Carnell. Right up my toilet humor alley.
Priceless… the advantages of being a member of The Rotary Club.
Yes. We do know how to have fun.
Too, too funny! I’m sure I would NOT have suppressed the hoot; well, maybe muffled it to a snort!
I love it when things like that happen, Karen. I was so nervous that I needed a good laugh.
Hilarious, Andra! Where can I get one of those? Wish you were moving again soon. That’s priceless. LOL
Hugs,
Kathy
There’s a link in the post to buy one for a penny, Kathy. Could be very handy in a scary potty situation.
Very funny!
It was hard not to laugh loudly, Tom.
From the Tazmanian Toilet, er paradise, to a Rotarian survival kit. You gave me my day’s big giggle.
So glad to hear it, Penny. It’s always good to share a laugh.
Inventive, creative and deeply judicious, Andra
I don’t know where some of these people come up with such things. But, I’m glad they do.
Where’s the big fat like button?
I wish the Social Media Gods would give us one.
I love it when friends just play along! Too funny…and very practical! I can thnk of a couple of people who’d appreciate the gift, so good to know! Go Cindy! You’re a good friend!
They’re available in multiple places online, Debra, in case Amazon is sold out when you check. They didn’t have many units left for one penny.
Amazing entreprenuerial spirit! Is there a nose peg too?
That’s missing, Jim. And, it’s a vital component of a kit like this, isn’t it?
I think you liked the gift more than your new crown.
It was very appropriate, given the subject matter of late.
Obviously you know what I did…I ordered…uh, yeah, quite a few. Going to try one out this weekend when we head to the cabin – that four hour drive can get hairy and we head to Montana next week (to visit my parents) and it’s an eight hour drive. Perhaps now Mike won’t be squirming in his seat and begging me to stop at the next rest stop (I like to drive straight through – no stops – hehehe, it’s a wonder anyone lets me drive). Give my thanks to Cindy and thank YOU for sharing.
Please come back and report how effective it was, Lori. I cannot WAIT to hear about it.
Oh my gosh, that is funny. You’ve probably created a “run” on that product through Amazon!
I still have it displayed on the credenza behind my desk. I laugh every time I look at it.