Eat it Eat it
To read the first installment in the Open Mouth Series, click here. To read the second, go here and the third, click here. Otherwise, this post won’t make sense. Besides, it’s yet another photo of me with my mouth open.
All that climbing. It made the fat cells in her derriere scream, “FEED ME! FEED ME! FOR THE LOVE OF A FREAKING CHEESEBURGER, FEED ME!”
Well.
Because she ran all the way from the shores of Alaska to the White Cliffs of the Missouri, she WAS rather depleted. Getting out of the White Cliffs was no picnic, either. The closest town was a ghost, surrounded by lots of cows (alive and thus, to her, inedible) and one deer (also alive, and thus also inedible.)
She lost her Bear Sasquatch Creature, and she was bereft, wandering sandstone slot canyons and looking for the ghosts of the Corps of Discovery, when she stopped. And rubbed her eyes.
Picnic tables? And a roadside diner? In the middle of nowhere?
She waited in line and strolled up to the window, praying the Bear Sasquatch Creature gave her his wallet before he disappeared. Enough plastic or bills to procure some nourishment for her sad, shriveling backside.
And, lookey there. She got lucky.
Just pray the wind doesn’t change – do you have that saying in the States? I have to say that Cheeseburgers frighten me, and you look frightened – it’s as though the burger is eating you:)
Yes, that saying is one I’ve heard.
I seldom eat cheeseburgers, but there’s nothing like a really excellent one once in a blue moon.
Andra, have your heard of the phrase “eyes bigger than your belly”? this image disproves it!
I remember being very hungry that day, Jim. I don’t remember why now.
As she unhinged her jaw to gorge upon the unsuspecting prey….
http://library.thinkquest.org/27507/snake.jpg
Yay! I always wanted to be compared to a snake………
That’s clever, Lou.
First thought that came to mind….OY
Ten bucks says you were accidentally missing a few fingers after eating
Such a lady. Love it 
It’s likely, Tori. It was a great burger.
The upside of having a mouth that you can put a whole cracker in (parallel and horizontally) is that I do not have crowded teeth…and that’s turning a frown upside down..right? Right? Ha. Don’t you just love those burgers? Mmmmmm.
You can put a whole cracker in your mouth, both ways?!? A saltine not separated? Or just one saltine?
A saltine…not sure what you mean by “not separated” as our crackers are not stuck together, but yes, I can put a cracker in my mouth, both ways.
Pure talent oh yeah! Funny my parents always kidded my sister for talking so much and yet she had such a small mouth…me? Big mouth but I’m fairly quiet…fairly…quiet.
Some of them used to come in rectangular packs with two stuck together. I don’t eat saltines anymore, so I’m not sure how they come these days.
I am lucky to have such big-mouthed friends. You can put saltines in your mouth, and Carnell can fit his iPhone in his……..
Referring back to the title of the first post in this series . . .
Holy (wholly?) cow!! http://youtu.be/EiGYMe1d7No
These are silly, but fun.
Did Siri find that big old burger for you. And btw, I’ve been mispronouncing your name in my mind.
More people get it wrong than get it right, Howard.
This was in 2007 or 2008. I can’t remember which, but Siri did not exist then. We drove by this place in Napa Valley, and there was a line around the building, and we decided that was a good sign.
Too bad my brother doesn’t eat red meat, he lives just up the road in Calistoga but if and when I visit next, I’m a big fan of a great burger (and fries).
Did you really fit that entire thing in your mouth? Well done!
I need to see what Siri would say if I ask her where the best cheeseburgers in town are. And it is so wrong that your Siri is no longer a “she”. Just wrong.
If it’s this town, I know where they are, and I bet Siri wouldn’t pick the same places.
Ahgaah. She needs to go back and find her Sasquatch.
I haven’t chosen the photo for tomorrow, so I don’t know what she will be doing yet.
She was really hungry! Were there fries with that?
Yes. And she ate them all.
I don’t know if Gott’s has expanded to LA, but there’s one in San Francisco in the Ferry Building if you’re ever up that way.
That is exactly how I devour a cheeseburger, Andra! It’s the only way!
I’m glad to know someone understands, Tom.
Little Red Riding Hood: “My, oh, my . . . what a big mouth you have, Andra.”
Andra, wolfing down a cheeseburger: “All the . . . better . . . to eat . . . with!”
I have always been accused of having a big mouth, Nancy, both in volume and in what I can cram in it.
The “eyes” have it, I see. Sorry. Still a little feverish here.
I hope you feel better quick, Penny. Being sick is the pits.
These are much fun to take, largely to watch the reactions of people around me.