Knickers Nero or Nudo?
“Andra, I don’t know how this happened……”
The last time MTM said that, he snuggled up to me in bed. Offered to give me a massage. Brought me an adult beverage as a nightcap.
This morning, on National Bike to Work Day, MTM will ride the Widow Maker to his office. He rides the Widow Maker to work most days.
I try to be supportive.
In spite of the name.
So, he knew I would be a pushover when he came to me a couple of months ago. Same Deceptive Tactics and Subterfuge as before.
“What are you up to now, MTM?”
“Welllllll………….I got a slot in the L’Eroica.”
“WHY ARE YOU APPLYING TO BE IN A SEX CLUB??????? AM I NOT WOMAN ENOUGH FOR YOU??????!!!!!!”
“I’ve never been to Italy in October.”
So, MTM is training for the L’Eroica…….and I’m training for the refueling stations.
Since it is a vintage bike race, lots of people dress the part. Like this:
Here’s how MTM is likely to dress if left to his own devices:
Should MTM ride the race with muttonchops, goggles and knickers? Or, should he ride in more modernist, minimalist architect black? Or, should he take Freddie Mercury’s advice and ride in the buff?
Please cast your vote in our National Bike to Work Day poll.