My Kingdom for a Blow Up Doll
My props mistress saved me from what would have surely been an entertaining—and educational—experience.
Maybe I should just ask South Carolina State Senator Robert Ford about it instead. Because the inhabitants of this state cannot get enough reality television from the people we elect to represent us. First, we have “I want to steal from you to screw my mistress” Mark Sanford, who some people sent to the United States House of Representatives. AGAIN.
And now, we have Robert Ford using campaign funds to buy penis enlargement pills and other unspecified items at a sex shop. He claims he bought the haul as gag gifts for his staffers, making the expenditures ethical. At least somebody, somewhere, in this state is thinking, because he was forced to resign.
I’m kicking myself now. If I had just gone to the sex shop in the first place, I would have a better idea of what items derailed Robert Ford’s political career. No doubt temporarily.
After all, this IS South Carolina.
Obviously, politicians are using campaign contributions to pleasure themselves. Or to bring pleasure to their lives. Or something. Which makes me think they MUST need more pleasure. After all, governing MUST be a HARD job.
What pleasure-seeking campaign contribution would YOU send to your area politician, Dear Reader?
A mystery gift to the comment that makes both MTM and me laugh the loudest. Please, keep your answers tasteful.