Cocked and Re-loaded
I started 2012 off with a bang on this blog. Here’s a little peek into the back story of The Accidental Cootchie Mama. It’s how my blog gets done, people.
The Setting: A lunch on a Friday
The Place: Fast and French
Our friend Alice
You know, I really don’t freaking know how I’m going to come up with more stuff to write about on my blog. I mean, the search terms are frightening.
What are people looking for on your blog?
Andra, come on. That’s pretty tame, really.
Okay, fine. What about the people who find my blog looking for pictures of my naked father or accidental incest with my mother or my cootchie is green or where are naked google + hangouts? What about THEM, huh? I mean, YUCK. Who ARE these people?
(laughing) Well, you know what they say about the internet. Too bad you actually have to read all that stuff.
Oh, some of them are entertaining. It’s one of the reasons Google loves my blog……….I guess.
It would be really funny if you did a series where you titled your posts after classic porn films.
Google would LOVE that, wouldn’t it? Oh, I am SO going to do that. It will serve all those people right, surfing the web for porn and finding my PG-rated little blog with classic porn titles and NO PORN IN THE STORY. Why SHOULDN’T I benefit from their predelictions? (Frowns obsessively.)
What’s wrong? You have that “I’m obsessing again” look on your face.
Well. Here’s the thing. Gee, I probably shouldn’t admit this as a 42-year-old woman………..I’ve never actually SEEN a porn film. I don’t really know what any of them are called………….(looks at MTM.)
(Silence. Some chewing. More silence.)
Well, there’s that classic French one. Named after a woman. WHAT is that one called?
Aren’t a lot of them French?
No. You’re not helping me. WHAT IS IT?……….(looks at MTM.)
(Silence. Some more chewing. Even more silence.)
How am I going to write a series where the posts are titled after classic porn films if I don’t know any iconic porn films? Who’s going to help me?………(looks at MTM.)
(Looks at MTM.)
Because MTM couldn’t perform, I turned to my readers for porn film title suggestions. To read the posts that resulted from my Dear Readers’ knowledge of classic porn films, follow the links below:
Debbie Does Dallas: http://andrawatkins.com/2012/01/02/debbie-does-dallas/
Behind the Green Door: http://andrawatkins.com/2012/01/03/behind-the-green-door/
Deep Throat: http://andrawatkins.com/2012/01/04/deep-throat/
Last Tango in Paris: http://andrawatkins.com/2012/01/06/last-tango-in-paris/