Dick In A Box
My favorite inappropriate Christmas song. I clogged up a client’s time on Thursday describing my encounter with Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel and her parents at a random restaurant in Colorado, where the only possible fan-related thing I could’ve said was, “OHMYGOD, I LOVE DICK IN A BOX!!!!!!!”
And, Justin Timberlake really didn’t write it.
Which would’ve made it really offensive for me to interrupt his family meal.
So, I controlled myself.
Dick in a Box (Click the highlighted title to view the NSFW video. Really. You should click it.)
Which, of course, led me down this unfortunate, junk-in-a-box-filled path.
Thank you, Joanna.