Never Too Late For A Deflowering

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   I liked Eddy Munster more than that other kid…. Yvonne De Carlo…

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      Yeah. I always loved that show as well, Juan.

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   Just make sure you wear the appropriate outfit next time:

   http://www.heavenlyswords.com/product.php?productid=23729

   Unless you change your mind and deside to go with a Wednesday outfit:

   http://www.costumeshut.com/hut_product_info/22955/addams-family-sexy-wednesday-adult-costume.html

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      I can’t believe I had anything on by that point in the day. This whole week is such a blur now. I’m already up for going to bed, and it isn’t even 4pm.

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   I always wanted to be Gomez Addams. He was so cool and suave. And he had toy trains, could pull lit cigars from his pockets, and of course had Morticia … a true role model!

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      You could grow the ‘stache and learn to tango…………..What would Nancy say if you kissed up her arm???

4. 

   HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! What a wicked little grin you have going on there.

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      I was pretty proud of it. I just can’t suppress the theatrical, can I?

5. 

   New Migraine treatment.

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      Are you saying I should apply the shears to my neck????

6. 

   Did you put the stems in a vase and display them in your living room? Or did your thing do it for you?

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      I wish I had a Thing. Everyone needs a Thing.

7. 

   If you are looking for some part-time work, do we have a few openings at the parlour. Just let me know…

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      Haha! If my dad lived closer, he’s the perfect candidate. He worked part-time at a funeral home in Florence for more than a decade.

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   OH, please, may I behead someone tonight? Pretty please??
   Susan x

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      It really does feel good, Susan. 🙂

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         You are wicked – it is soooo tempting at times. Perhaps in my dreams…….

9. 

   That brings back so many good memories!!! And you have the appropriately enigmatic smile. 😀

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      I was about to fall over, but I’m pleased the ole acting chops come back when I summon them. 🙂

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    I always think of Morticia when I find myself doing beheading as well. But where’s the vase for the stems?

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       I wonder what my friend Leigh Anne would’ve thought if I’d put the stems in her room……..she stayed with us this weekend.

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    These would be appropriate, next to the vase of stems: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=408188106018738&set=a.133956223441929.26056.133789070125311&type=1&theater 😀

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       I love those!!

12. 

    Beheading is better than dead heading any day.

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       Isn’t it?? I used to have to dead head my rose garden. I had over 40 bushes, so it took much of the weekend.

13. 

    Love the expression on your face. Side note: My father went to school with the original Lurch.

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       OMG. Do you have any cool inside stories?

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          I wish I did but not really. More of just a badge of honor to say my dad went to school with him.

14. 

    I detect sardonicity. Yeah, it’s not really a word, but it should be.

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       I agree, Jim. I’m going to use it.

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    You know, there are easier ways to make tea, dear. Unless you’re making some for the neighbors next door with the fire breathing dragon under the steps with the sore throat:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuHr00nxeew

    Of course MTM dressed as Gomez must pop up at some point. I suppose you could start speaking in french and see what happens (other than M wondering if you hit your head)… 😀

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       I always feel so self conscious when I try to speak another language in front of him. He does ok with Spanish, but I just feel silly.

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zH5jRHkXXQ

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       I always thought Pugsley was such a twat. 🙂

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    so funny, and it is very moriticia-like of you. i just wish there was flower growing somewhere that i could behead. as close as i can come is knocking off the tip of an icicle right now.

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       I bought these at Whole Foods. The place just needed something. I wonder if you could arrange icicles in a vase and watch them melt inside.

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    Now this reminds me of you and MTM. I have several candidates for Fester..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vm4TYFzUH0

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       You say that, but you’ve never seen us attempt to tango. We suck at dancing together. I don’t follow. Imagine that.

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    Les Tricoteuses used to enjoy a bit of knitting while Madame Guillotine did the lopping:)

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       I wonder if I could use the kitchen mandoline for this next time……..I might be able to set it up like a guillotine.

20. 

    Wicked grin you got there, madam. 😉

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       Wicked is good.

21. 

    Does MTM drive you wild talking French and doing the tango?

    great picture

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       He can speak Spanish, but he never does unless we’re someplace where it’s necessary.

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    And I bet you’re feeling MUCH BETTER NOW 🙂

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       Yep. 🙂

23. 

    Props to the Unsung Hero of many of your antics… The Photographer!

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       MTM can take a good snap every now and again.

24. 

    Oh that’s quite a look. I think I’m afraid of you now.

    On the other hand…how very delightful to chop the heads of something. Something….hmmmm….I’m looking around the house right now. There must be SOMETHING!

25. 

    Morticia was a total bad ass. But that little Wednesday…she was the truly evil one. My heroes. 🙂

26. 

    I LOVED the Addams family. Morticia’s headless flowers were my favorite running gag.

27. 

    You are adorable.

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       Ha. I feel so old right now.

28. 

    Haha! I hope your photographer was singing “they’re creepy and they’re kooky…”

29. 

    Great photo.!!!

30. 

    Are those magnolias? I think I’ve heard of people doing that.

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       Spider mums. They last a long time floating in a bowl of water.

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          Okay! Sounds like a neat decoration but they’d probably be a cat snack here. 🙂