MTM popped his treble dose of a certain pill and curled up beside me. “What’re you reading?”
I flashed a magazine.
“Highbrow trash. I thought it might zap my jet lag and put me right to sleep.”
MTM. “SSSSSSNNNNNNNNOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Well, at least it put HIM to sleep.
I popped in my earplugs and continued reading. Almost an hour later, I screamed.
“Wha—” MTM was one startled human erection.
“LooklooklookLOOK!” I wagged my junk in his face.
“How many of those things did you take tonight?”
“I, uh………don’t remember.”
MTM darted from bed and shut himself in the bathroom. One minute. Five minutes. Twenty minutes tick past.
‘WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE????”
“Um………checking?”
“What?!?!?!?”
“Checking for shrinkage!”
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OMG! MTM is such a good sport. And? Results?
LMAO! I can’t believe MTM let you post that picture! LMAO! PS: MY gf and I just started taking melatonin. Should we be afraid?
That. Picture. Is. Amazing.
What that man will do for you!
Snort! Too funny.
You would think there would be swelling, not shrinkage, with you wagging your junk in his face.
There’s absolutely NO shrinkage to his devotion to you or his willingness to be the Laurel to your Hardy!
Thats hilarious ! I took it more for almost 2 weeks and it did not work for me!
so, so funny!
lol, MTM is hilarious! Funny picture!
Had it been a ‘different’ little pill, would he have still allowed you to take the pic? Very funny! 🙂
__________. [That blank line is me. MTM stunned me into silence.] Now the song, “What You Won’t Do for Love” is going through my mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA2M8-csDDg
Absolutely, true love! MTM is the best sport!
Delightful story. My takeaway is: Never Trust A Pink Pill… you can never know for certain what it’s really up to. 😉
Oh my GOD that picture is fucking PRICELESSS
Jet lag has also been known to produce “wild or violent dreams.” Shrinkage? Not in my experience. 🙂
I loved the line “wagged my junk.” Two more words “high classed,” would have caused me to convulse. Very funny.
If ever the phrase amaze-balls fit…
Well I can attest that it hasn’t shrunk my balls…you know…the ones I carry on my chest? Ha. However, I wish it would shrink the “V”. 😉
Significant shrinkage! Thanks for the reminder. John
You can’t fool me. He was just taking a shortcut to inspecting his toenails.
I wonder what the heck causes me to wind UP after the sun goes down?
Obviously, you need to wave your junk in his face more often to stave off shrinkage, I’d say. Then again, you don’t want him coming out of the bathroom like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DDb8vsGQoU
Yeah, I used this video already, but it’s an all purpose goodie bag of laughs… 😀
Wowzers! Sac of jewels undiminished, I presume.
Funny, Andra!
Oh, Andra…all I can say is that our guys are really “swell” sports for indulging in our posts. 🙂
I’m in shock and awe at MTM letting you post that. when I meet him I will congratulate him on doing great things for you and your blog.
That phot should be used for a caption writing contest!
Very funny! Sometimes the smallest things are the best, in writing that is.
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