Dad is SUPPOSED to be working for me. He’s here for dual events to benefit Friends of the Library: a book sale at the Charleston Farmers Market yesterday, and an author appearance at the Charleston County Library’s Main Branch on Tuesday, June 24 at 6pm.

While he should have been handing out book cards and chatting people up, here’s what he was apparently doing instead.

His one-sided exchange with my mother (overheard by MTM and me). In his own words.

“Hey, Linda.”

Silence.

“You know, I was watching you at that Farmers Market today.”

More silence.

“I was thinking you look real good in that outfit.”

Still more silence.

“I was watching you when you bent over and everything, and—”

“EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! DAD!!!!!!!!! WILL YOU STOP HITTING ON MOM IN FRONT OF ME!!!!!!!! GO IN THE BEDROOM IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT!!!!!!!!”

Horny laughter.

“AND DON’T DO IT WITH THE DOOR OPEN!!!!!!!”

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We had a banner sales day at the Charleston Farmers Market yesterday. Thanks to everyone who came out to support Friends of the Library. In case you missed it, you can get your very own copy of To Live Forever: An Afterlife Journey of Meriwether Lewis by following the links below.

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