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Caption the Cootchie Contest

Tuesday, I used a specific picture in a post. You can find it HERE. I made up a lame caption that fit the story, but I think you have all the clever, Dear Reader. How would you caption this picture?

Tuesday, I used a specific picture in a post. You can find it HERE.

I made up a lame caption that fit the story, but I think you have all the clever, Dear Reader.

How would you caption this picture?

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Please leave your suggestions in a comment (or several.)

We’ll take the entry that makes MTM laugh the loudest and beg George Takei to run it on one of his hilarious feeds.

Oh, and you can find my Scary Mommy debut
“How To Be The Most Annoying Person
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36 Comments

  1. Author

    This appears to be the first time I’ve left everyone speechless………..

  2. Uh, I got nothing….nothing.

    1. Author

      I spat my expensive latte at the coffee shop when I read this one, Nancy.

  3. The directions on the box promised I’d feel new wave fresh. But I thought I’d save money and try the wave instead.

  4. (Sorry. I could only think in terms of feminine products.)

  5. Ok, I just saw a promo for Grease The Musical so I’m hearing… Summer Nights (summer loving, had me a blast oh yeah, summer loving, happened so fast).

    1. Author

      I almost went that way with it. “Was it as good for him as it was for me?”

  6. I smell fish!

  7. And that’s when Poseidon realized he would need to get the restraining order afterall.

  8. As a guy I admit I am unfamiliar with a lot of things that go on during childbirth, but when you said your water broke I didn’t expect this….

    1. Author

      I’m wiping tears at this one………….still laughing. OMG, I can’t breathe.

  9. I didn’t know yoga in the nude could be so freeing!

      1. I believe so! Lol! I can’t really imagine, however! ?

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