What Happens in Vegas (When Dad Is Well Hung)

The Dad Is Well Hung Tour is bulging across the globe! Dad made it to Las Vegas yesterday. Here’s a shot of Dad invading a Vegas convention. I hope the CPAs had the good sense to ask him a few questions…..

Thanks to Toronto reader Nancy Teixeira for this epic shot. OF COURSE, Roy would haunt the food-and-drinks table in any location, but especially in Vegas. Follow Nancy on Twitter HERE, and check out her epic fitness blog HERE.

But Dad ran out of strangers to harass, I mean, regale in Vegas. His urgent needs demanded release……of the airborne variety. He hightailed it to England and cozied up to reader Tom Merriman.

And Dad was like, “Where can I get me one of them hats, huh? I might surprise Linda with it.” *shudder* Tom is now SMOKING the competition. Check out his side-splitting series of entries at his blog Beyond the Sphere HERE.

But Dad being Dad, he grew bored with Jolly Old. He wanted to visit a place big enough to contain his prominence, a land where the flag juts out as far as his………….belly and everything comes in quadruple-extra-large.

Yes, Dear Readers. Roy went to Texas and pestered author John Howell. Follow John on Twitter HERE, and download his latest book His Revenge HERE. (A really excellent, suspenseful read. I gave it 5 stars!)

Still on the fence about showing your pride in Dad’s well-hung-ness? I mean, really. How often can you put your balls on the internet and not be accused of propagating porn? Here are the #DadIsWellHung Contest rules again, because showing your balls = possible moolah. (And no, I won’t slip it in your gyrating g-string…….)

Put your newfound Dadness to good use! Enter the #DadIsWellHung Contest!

1. Post a photo of said gift on social media.
2. Hashtag it #dadiswellhung.

That’s it! Every #dadiswellhung update will be entered to win the #DadIsWellHung Contest.

First Prize: A $25 gift card to Amazon/iTunes/Barnes and Noble (winner’s choice)

Second Prize: A $15 gift card to Amazon/iTunes/Barnes and Noble (winner’s choice)

Third Prize: A $10 gift card to Amazon/iTunes/Barnes and Noble (winner’s choice)

And to encourage creativity…..
A $25 gift card of choice will be awarded to
MOST CREATIVE #DadIsWellHung post!!!

The only rules for Most Creative?

1. Post a photo of said gift on social media.
2. Hashtag it #dadiswellhung.

So EVERYBODY can wow Dad with creative homages to his well-hung-ness. Come back tomorrow for a selection of our favorite #DadIsWellHung entries so far.

Winners will be chosen at random on December 26, 2015, except for Most Creative. YOU will vote for your favorite.