he wants to ride it

He Wants to Ride It All the Time

He climbed on it. Again. He wants to ride it All. The. Time. While I despair. Steroid withdrawal has transformed me into a chronically fatigued version of Cruella Deville. Unspeakable thoughts stream from both mouth and fingers. If I'm not pimping books, I'm most likely ANGRY and in bed. He wants to ride it anyway.


I’m Dating Another Man

It started online. That's how so many affairs happen these days, right? We connect with strangers in cyberspace. The veil of molecular ether makes us bolder. Maybe even flirtier. We form connections across airwaves. Fiber optic cables. Keys. And screens. I happened upon him chatting with several of his cyber-friends. "You're going to see that movie? I totally want to go." "What about MTM?" (Because EVERYONE in cyberland knows about MTM.......) "Forget MTM. I've GOT to see this movie with YOU."

Why I’m Tired of MTM’s Package

I get tired of MTM's package. I mean, don't get me wrong. I like to unwrap things as much as the next girl......even when I know what's inside. Especially when I know what's inside. I don't like surprises. But MTM and his do I type this?