I’m Dating Another Man

It started online. That's how so many affairs happen these days, right? We connect with strangers in cyberspace. The veil of molecular ether makes us bolder. Maybe even flirtier. We form connections across airwaves. Fiber optic cables. Keys. And screens. I happened upon him chatting with several of his cyber-friends. "You're going to see that movie? I totally want to go." "What about MTM?" (Because EVERYONE in cyberland knows about MTM.......) "Forget MTM. I've GOT to see this movie with YOU."

Why I’m Tired of MTM’s Package

I get tired of MTM's package. I mean, don't get me wrong. I like to unwrap things as much as the next girl......even when I know what's inside. Especially when I know what's inside. I don't like surprises. But MTM and his do I type this?

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The Accidental Cootchie Mama

Okay. So. I think I can safely be called the Accidental Cootchie Mama. We were invited to go out to dinner with Kristin Walker and her husband Randy. Because Kristin...