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Posts from the ‘Food’ Category

The Beauty in Boiled Peanuts

MTM is from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. He grew up eating things like frozen custard and cheese curds and Friday Fish Fry. He is a hot, slender man in spite of that early diet.
On the other hand, I have never lived north of the Mason-Dixon line. While I love to get out of The South, I would probably spontaneously combust if I tried to live anywhere else on earth. My Southern genes would likely attack themselves trying to recreate the hot, humid Hell I've always lived in.

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Smells Like Brie Flavor

Sorry, folks. Quick post due to 24 hours in the bowels of hell. All is perfect now. No worries.

But, what is brie flavor?

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A Strange Guy Knows My Cycle

MTM and I were out at a bar before Christmas. Our friend John, former owner of our favorite coffee spot, was in town from his new home in Brooklyn. He crossed the room and beamed at me.

"How's your cycle?"

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She’s My Cherry Pie

"My friend Mark is getting married."

"Huh. Really?"

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The Other Death of Foodism

Magazines on planes. Where everything is an ad. Even the content.


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