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Sex With Cars

MTM used to race cars. With people who went on to become actual NASCAR drivers. He worked as a mechanic through high school and college, when his prized possession was a 1969 Oldsmobile Cutlass W-31.

(I had to google it too, Dear Reader.)

So.

Why did I find myself in a museum exhibit called "Dream Cars" last week?

Alone??

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Adding More Partners In Our Marriage

Have you waded past your first decade of marriage? Yeah, I know a hurricane can form at any moment, but by year ten, you're surfing the big waves.

Whether or not you know how to work the board.

In 2014, even an easy marriage is hard to maintain.

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Everything’s Coming Up Balls

MTM popped his treble dose of a certain pill and curled up beside me. "What're you reading?"

I flashed a magazine.

NY Mag

"Highbrow trash. I thought it might zap my jet lag and put me right to sleep."

MTM. "SSSSSSNNNNNNNNOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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He’s Got Leaving on His Mind

Let's face it. There comes a time in every relationship when you have to admit that it has run its course. With some mates, it happens sooner than you thought it should or had wanted it too.

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You Make My Dreams

Beaches are scented with the dawn of Time. I stood on a thin line between land and drowning. Mermaid foam licked my toes. Ageless voices thundered in waves.

I only heard one voice.

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