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Why I’m Tired of MTM’s Package

I get tired of MTM's package. I mean, don't get me wrong. I like to unwrap things as much as the next girl......even when I know what's inside.

Especially when I know what's inside.

I don't like surprises.

But MTM and his package........how do I type this?

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Flaming Out For the HOTTEST Man Ever

I left it in the refrigerator.

On the carton of eggs.

A post-it note message to my man.

For him to find.

Whenever.

Today is a special anniversary for MTM and me.

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Sex With Cars

MTM used to race cars. With people who went on to become actual NASCAR drivers. He worked as a mechanic through high school and college, when his prized possession was a 1969 Oldsmobile Cutlass W-31.

(I had to google it too, Dear Reader.)

So.

Why did I find myself in a museum exhibit called "Dream Cars" last week?

Alone??

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Adding More Partners In Our Marriage

Have you waded past your first decade of marriage? Yeah, I know a hurricane can form at any moment, but by year ten, you're surfing the big waves.

Whether or not you know how to work the board.

In 2014, even an easy marriage is hard to maintain.

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Everything’s Coming Up Balls

MTM popped his treble dose of a certain pill and curled up beside me. "What're you reading?"

I flashed a magazine.

NY Mag

"Highbrow trash. I thought it might zap my jet lag and put me right to sleep."

MTM. "SSSSSSNNNNNNNNOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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