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Posts from the ‘Sports’ Category

College Football? What a Waste of Time!

In the American South, people structure their entire existences around college football. It's like going to mass. Every weekend there's a home game, people climb into their mascot-themed vehicles, drive hours in traffic, spend hundreds or even thousands of dollars on a buffet that would rival a royal marriage reception, and generally cannot be relied upon to do anything other than worship at the Altar of Football.

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Things Fall Apart To Come Together

To fall apart. To come together.

Maybe that's what the Lion King meant in the song "Circle of Life." Have I mentioned how much I love cartoons?

Surely you've had one of those days where you thought nothing worked.

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I Hope My Bladder Doesn’t Burst

MTM is a hopeless romantic. For Valentine's Day, he gave me a new bladder.

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Throwing My Skirt Up

DISCLAIMER: No living creature was harmed in the updating of this web site. Unless one counts overheard bursts of profanity. Or the pieces of furniture and bits of technology that were beaten to a pulp. Marriages were strained, but they remain intact. We are not responsible for additional damage to persons and property caused by makeup sex.

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Not All Who Wander Are Lost

MTM says I have no sense of direction. Put me out in an unknown place, and you are liable to never see me again.

So, when I needed to do a long walk in Charlotte, North Carolina, MTM was sure I could handle the Little Sugar Creek Greenway.

"It follows this creek for six miles, Andra. How could you get lost?"

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