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Gunfight at the OTay Corral

 

Photo montage by Kenneth Andrews

Pink tinges the eastern horizon, and Lou ‘The Buckeye’ Mello knows he’s got to hurry. Daylight won’t be on his side when he tries to rob the train. He can’t help himself, though. With an energetic spew of tobacco juice, he stares at the morphing line of sky one last time.

He’s still cold, and he wonders about his horse. The desert, she’s tricky. Cooking him to the insides of his chaps at high noon. Causing his as-yet-to-be tobacco-stained teeth to clatter inside his skull under the open sky of camp. With a ‘ya-hooooooo,’ he runs around in circles, kicking up dust everywhere. Partly to warm up. Mostly because that’s just the way he is. The Buckeye is feared because he NEVER sleeps, especially not when he is yards from a busy rail line, already vibrating faintly with the rhythm of the approaching train.

Michael ‘The Conductor’ Carnell is asleep in the wheelhouse. He knows what it takes to make time in the trek across the red desert. This much coal to that much muscle, measured out just so. He’s run this line so many times that it paints the insides of his eyelids when he dreams.

Not that he wants to miss the ride. Trains are his life. He breathes them through his cracked nostrils and exhales them into the charcoal air. Riding trains for pay? He never thought a job could be more enticing. That he gets paid to indulge in his lust for machinery every single day is one of those exquisite turns of life.

Up ahead, he sees a cloud of dust kicking out of the brush. Could be an animal, he thinks, or could be men. He wants to plow through this barren nothingness, arrive on the other shore as quickly as he can.

Hoofbeats. Carnell hears them reverberate in his chest, in spite of the whistling engine. He whirls on his shovelers, but they are gone. No one has been feeding the mechanical beast. Sweat mingles with the smoke on his upper lip as he realizes the train has stopped.

“Come out, Carnell, and fight like a man!” a voice shouts from somewhere outside.

He knows that voice. There’s no mistaking that midwestern patois, native to Ohio. It can only belong to one person, the scourge of his soul. The disrupter of his vagabond life on the train.

Lou Mello.

The Buckeye fires a warning shot into the engine room, a discharge that buzzes past Carnell’s left ear. He swears he feels what’s left of his hair moving in the gale. With a sigh, he puts a heavy foot on the top step of the engine and trudges down into open air, a heat that consumes him before he reaches the firm footing of the ground.

“I knew you’d find me again, Buckeye,” Carnell snarls through clenched teeth.

“No time for chatting, Carnell. I’m here to kill you dead, dead, dead. You know I won’t stop until I succeed.” The Buckeye rains tobacco juice on everything within range and keeps his pistol trained onto Carnell’s head.

Carnell scratches his head. He’s got to think fast to survive this sticky situation. “Hey. Lou. What do you say we do a shoot-out? Ten paces. Turn around. And powpowpowpowpow.”

The Buckeye smiles a tobacco-stuffed, lopsided grin. “I thought you’d never ask me to kill you.”

They assume their places, back to back. At the signal, they walk ten paces, turn around, and fire at the same time…………..

This is an Act Two of the second post in the series, Grounded: Stories From the American Southwest, an homage to where I am at the moment. If this is your first visit to Grounded, click here to start the series. Lou Mello and Carnell, the subjects of today’s post, will be grateful. As always, thank you for reading my little blog.

A Looney Beep Beep

This is the fourth post in this week’s series, Grounded: Stories From the American Southwest. If this is your first visit to Grounded, click here to start the series. If you’d like to subscribe to my blog, subscription boxes are on the right-hand side of the page. If you like me enough to Like me on Facebook, simply click Like in the Facebook box on the right. As always, thank you for reading my little blog.

Dynamite. It’s gotta be around here somewhere, that big ACME stash I squirreled away in some hole or other. Trouble is, the immensity of this blasted canyon gets to me. I don’t know if I left the stuff down by the river someplace or closer to the rim. That confounded MTM, he zips around so fast I can’t possibly keep up with all my supplies for blowing him to smithereens. Him and his chirpy ‘beep-beep!’

Yesterday, I spotted him on the Grandview Trail, out by Horseshoe Mesa. Kicking up dust all over the place. From the looks of his patterns, he must be exploring the caves down there. Maybe he’ll fall into an old mine shaft. Old Grandview is riddled with ‘em. Ha! Wouldn’t that be a mighty fine way to get rid of him once and forever?

Speaking of mine shafts………….I know I left a stash of dynamite in one of them out by Horseshoe. Dang the rim of this creation. It’s too far away from everything. Fine for seeing, but not for making mayhem and wreaking destruction on the personification of my life’s annoyance.

There. He’s in a cave. A big one. He’ll be in there a while. Now’s my chance to slip down the trail without detection.

Bangbangcrashscrapescratchboomslidepowowowowowowow………

OwowowowowAnd I slid over the side of the trail. Hanging on. HANGING ON. One foot here. A toe hold there. And, I’m up. I always forget about the loose gravel up here. Feels like ice skating, only my legs maintain a blur of motion to keep from falling. No wonder I’m pooped by the time I catch up with my MTM prey.

Middle of the trail is better for me. Geology is different, more solid underfoot. I can make good time hereBLASTBLASTBLASTBLAST…….Beep-Beep!

Arrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh! There he goes, flying UP the trail, and I’m hanging from the side again. I don’t think that pathetic cactus is going to hold me much longer. Leaning. Leaning. Teariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPLAT.

Peeling pieces of myself up from the canyon floor, I seem to be okay. Bruised, about a hundred cactus spines in my hands – YEEEEEE-OUCH – but I made it. And, lookey there. I’m right next to that mine shaft, the one with my big ole dynamite stash.

Rootrootrootrootroot.

Ah. Nothing feels better in the hands than an explosive device.

Now, where will I wait? Scanscanscanscanscan. That big rock, right next to the trail. An infallible perch for dropping lit sticks of dynamite on unsuspecting MTM. All I have to do is sit here………………blast it, the sun sure is hot. Feels like I’m baking to the top of the rock. I might stick if anyone tried to scrape me off. No shade…………getting sleepy……………must………….

Beep! Beep!

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Staggerstaggerstagger. This – hiccup – has to be a dream. HAS TO BE. How did MTM get the – hiccup - dynamite away from me? WHERE did he – hiccup - come from?

Cue Looney Tunes music. I’m done over here.

Architecture of the Mind

This is the third post in this week’s series, Grounded: Stories From the American Southwest. If this is your first visit to Grounded, click here to start the series. If you’d like to subscribe to my blog, subscription boxes are on the right-hand side of the page. If you like me enough to Like me on Facebook, simply click Like in the Facebook box on the right. As always, thank you for reading my little blog.

His blistered feet tell him he’s been walking too long through the land of blood, a valley of red he found by mistake. Something in the ruddy monoliths propels him forward, against the admonitions of his scouting mind. He ran out of water three ticks ago, according to the position of the sun in the western sky. Regardless of how the sunlight dazzles the landscape before his weary eyes, he cannot move his people to this haven without water. They already die in the land to the south, strangled on desert dust, particles of sand and clay.

Finding a new home for his people is his only calling. If he dies, he will expire as a noble in the eyes of his tribe, for as long as they survive before yielding to the harshness that is consuming them soul by soul. He pauses, blinks. Reds shift from burgundy to burnt siena to bloodspots on taupe, layers that march up the sides of spires and dance on massive tables of rock. Maybe it is a trick of the light, but it seems to be burning one spot in an unbroken cliff. There. It throbs a message like a signal of smoke. If he hurries, he can reach it before he loses the sun for the night.

It is the climax of the earth, this place he finds. He senses concentrated spirits everywhere, radiating from the ground. His chosen valley careens into a sudden V at the back with a view that opens into one of the spirit fields. He can see them dancing in the air about the soil. They will bring his people blessings if only he can convince them to follow him. He closes his eyes and says a silent chant to the godlike energy, the calling that guided him to this hospitable place.

A stream runs out of a crack in the cliff, enough water to supply his little tribe all year. Necessities come first in life.

He relaxes, lets his eyes merge with the rock. Design is tricky in the desert. Which part of the wall will give him shelter?

Shimmering. In the caverns of his mind, he sees it. Halfway up the side of the cliff is a flat ledge, a place where he can build interlaced rock walls. Networks of rooms, windows, fire pits, levels – all of it appears, outlines already glowing in the virgin cliffside. He pulls a sharpened stick out of his kit and draws the commune in the dirt, scratching out design upon design until the place comes together. Room for everyone.

In a thousand years, this place will be called Sedona. Now, he only knows to call it home.

Day Break

This is the second post in this week’s series, Grounded: Stories From the American Southwest. If this is your first visit to Grounded, click here to start the series. Lou Mello and Carnell, the subjects of today’s post, will be grateful. As always, thank you for reading my little blog.

Pink tinges the eastern horizon, and Lou ‘The Buckeye’ Mello knows he’s got to hurry. Daylight won’t be on his side when he tries to rob the train. He can’t help himself, though. With an energetic spew of tobacco juice, he stares at the morphing line of sky one last time.

He’s still cold, and he wonders about his horse. The desert, she’s tricky. Cooking him to the insides of his chaps at high noon. Causing his as-yet-to-be tobacco-stained teeth to clatter inside his skull under the open sky of camp. With a ‘ya-hooooooo,’ he runs around in circles, kicking up dust everywhere. Partly to warm up. Mostly because that’s just the way he is. The Buckeye is feared because he NEVER sleeps, especially not when he is yards from a busy rail line, already vibrating faintly with the rhythm of the approaching train.

Michael ‘The Conductor’ Carnell is asleep in the wheelhouse. He knows what it takes to make time in the trek across the red desert. This much coal to that much muscle, measured out just so. He’s run this line so many times that it paints the insides of his eyelids when he dreams.

Not that he wants to miss the ride. Trains are his life. He breathes them through his cracked nostrils and exhales them into the charcoal air. Riding trains for pay? He never thought a job could be more enticing. That he gets paid to indulge in his lust for machinery every single day is one of those exquisite turns of life.

Up ahead, he sees a cloud of dust kicking out of the brush. Could be an animal, he thinks, or could be men. He wants to plow through this barren nothingness, arrive on the other shore as quickly as he can.

Hoofbeats. Carnell hears them reverberate in his chest, in spite of the whistling engine. He whirls on his shovelers, but they are gone. No one has been feeding the mechanical beast. Sweat mingles with the smoke on his upper lip as he realizes the train has stopped.

“Come out, Carnell, and fight like a man!” a voice shouts from somewhere outside.

He knows that voice. There’s no mistaking that midwestern patois, native to Ohio. It can only belong to one person, the scourge of his soul. The disrupter of his vagabond life on the train.

Lou Mello.

The Buckeye fires a warning shot into the engine room, a discharge that buzzes past Carnell’s left ear. He swears he feels what’s left of his hair moving in the gale. With a sigh, he puts a heavy foot on the top step of the engine and trudges down into open air, a heat that consumes him before he reaches the firm footing of the ground.

“I knew you’d find me again, Buckeye,” Carnell snarls through clenched teeth.

“No time for chatting, Carnell. I’m here to kill you dead, dead, dead. You know I won’t stop until I succeed.” The Buckeye rains tobacco juice on everything within range and keeps his pistol trained onto Carnell’s head.

Carnell scratches his head. He’s got to think fast to survive this sticky situation. “Hey. Lou. What do you say we do a shoot-out? Ten paces. Turn around. And powpowpowpowpow.”

The Buckeye smiles a tobacco-stuffed, lopsided grin. “I thought you’d never ask me to kill you.”

They assume their places, back to back. At the signal, they walk ten paces, turn around, and fire at the same time…………..

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