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Holiday Karma Chameleon

We don’t spend family holidays with family.

There. I said it.

As such, we end up sharing the holidays with people who have to work. The server at the restaurant. The front desk person at the hotel. The taxi driver. The last caller. The poor pharmacist who sold blister band-aids to MTM to help my big toe be merrier.

When you’re engulfed by family today, don’t forget the people who can’t be. They’re there to ensure your enjoyment of a day of leisure, remembrance and merriment.

Remember them today.

Whatever you celebrate, enjoy your day. Because I raise my glass to Christmas, please allow me to wish you a happy one.

I’m Dreaming of a Chainsaw Christmas (!)

from infobarrel.com (does MTM need the gun part, too?)

Lest anyone think that gifts are all about me, I spent some time on Saturday googling potential surcees for MTM’s holiday haul. What’s a girl to buy for a persnickety architect who has everything? Besides black Uniball roller micro pens?

Kitchen gadgets are out this year. It’s our very first year together when I honestly cannot think of a single cooking thing he needs. Of course, there is one item that he wants – a dustpan-like scoop for moving food from cutting board to stove or bowl with ease. (As an aside, who comes up with these contraptions, anyway? What’s wrong with scraping the stuff into the HAND and putting it wherever it’s supposed to go?)

I had a few more ideas, but nothing was jumping out at me as a main gift this year. Completely obvious and not attempting to hide my perplexity, I outright asked MTM what he wanted. His response? The man wants a chainsaw.

A chainsaw? Hm. Wasn’t expecting THAT one.

Power tools represent an entire arena of shopping for which I am simply not equipped. I can barely operate a hammer when necessary.

Nevertheless, I went online and looked at chainsaws, quickly discovering that there are a freaking lot of them out there, pages and pages of models with a dizzying array of terms I simply do not understand. What on earth is stroke? Or CC? Or sprocket nose bars? Does calling a model “Wild Thing” mean it works better than the others? Does he need the chainsaw chaps to go with it? Will they actually keep him from sawing his leg off?

I. Don’t. Know.

MTM had a solution for my utter ignorance regarding chainsaws – ask my Dad to go shopping with me. He thought maybe my Dad could help me pick out the right model, and he actually stated that it would be a delightful father/daughter bonding experience.

Really, I don’t even know WHAT to say……..

Here’s what I know about how this trip to Lowe’s in Florence will go. First, Dad won’t have his hearing aids turned on, leaving me screaming at him about what we’re there for in the first place. When he finally understands and we make our way to the chainsaws, somehow Roy will end up trying to get me to buy HIM a new chainsaw instead of getting one for MTM.

So, I guess I’m going shopping with my Dad. Wonder how many blog posts I will get out of that little excursion?

What’s Your Perfect Day?

My perfect day always happens on the same day every year. Well, technically, it isn’t the same exact DAY, but it is a recurring holiday.

MTM and I celebrate Christmas every year in Montreal, as in freezing-cold, it-always-snows, thousands-of-layers-inducing, can’t-understand-what-they’re-saying Canada. We book the same room at Hotel Gault in the Old City, and we spend as many days as we can afford in a winter wonderland. Last year, that meant just three, and we really couldn’t afford those, but we did it anyway. I don’t think I can contemplate starting a new year without chilling my brain above our northern border. We’re going on our eighth Christmas there, and it always goes the same way.

MTM wakes up at his usual time (6am) and I sleep as long as I want (usually 10am.) We order room service, which they deliver on a rolling drop leaf table with starched linens and an exquisite presentation of our oatmeal. I drag myself out of bed and eat, and then we send the cart back into the hallway and crawl back under the fluffy down covers. Usually, we watch a movie. This has ranged from “The Shining” to “The Lion in Winter” to “Open Water.” You know, very cheery stuff.

Then, we put on Radio Classique Montreal, and we listen to whatever version of Handel‘s Messiah they’re broadcasting that year. My favorite one of all time (and worthy of a download on any music device) is the Grammy-winning version by the Dunedin Consort, though we’ve heard a different one each year. Once they’ve played the last “amen,” the Queen comes on for her annual Christmas address, which usually sends me into a deep nap.

When I awake, I take a long bath in the soaking tub with a fizzy bath bomb from Lush and a book, and then we watch another movie, usually something more uplifting, like “Ben Hur,” “Roman Holiday,” or “Lost in Translation.” MTM catches up on all the crossword puzzles he hasn’t had time to complete, and I read some more.

We decide what to order for dinner, which is delivered in short order on another freshly-pressed linen covered drop leaf table. We play more Radio Classique Montreal while we eat and afterwards, when we normally play Yahtzee or Gin Rummy. We call our parents, and we do other things that I won’t share.

Christmas is my one perfect day of the year. Oh, I am blessed with other days that are memorable, remarkable and singular, but this is the one day where we cocoon, not leaving the room all day long, watching the snow fall and doing as little as possible save being together. It is uniquely unmarred. If I receive no other gifts all year long – for anything – it is the one present I don’t think I could do without.

So, that’s my perfect day, at least as much of it as I’m going to share. What is your perfect day? Or, what would it be if you scheduled the time to do it?

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