Ripped Guy at Dick’s: Welcome to Dick’s Sporting Goods! Can I help you find something specific? Me: Um……ah…….mumblemumblemumble. RGAD: I’m sorry? What was that? Me: MUMBLEMUMBLE. RGAD: (Nervous laugh) Sorry. Still didn’t get that. Me: I’M LOOKING FOR A JOCK STRAP! (Every eye in the store zeroes in on me.)Continue Reading
When I was little, my Mom had this incredible purse. One of those highly-structured bags from the 1960’s, it was covered in tan snakeskin with an off-center brass clasp along the top. Even the interior was lined with leather. Oh, I was too tiny and oblivious to appreciate all ofContinue Reading
Yesterday, I got stuck to my desk chair. Literally. Stuck. What’s worse is that a client had just requested some of my time by e-mail, and I responded by typing the following: “Call me any time tomorrow afternoon. I will be chained to my desk trying to get something done.”Continue Reading