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People Who Live in Glass Houses

This is the fifth post of seven, each a response to Kate Shrewsday’s request for an itinerary of MTM’s Seven Architectural Wonders. Each text post has a corollary visual post; the text and image posts will alternate between the blogs of Kate Shrewsday and the Andra Watkins. Since I (MTM) am no longer a paid pedant, I will try to make these as entertaining and enlightening as possible in 600 words or less. One ground rule: I cannot include a work of architecture I have not experienced directly and personally, just as one’s list of Great Books should not include a book one hasn’t yet read.

To see the images of the Maison de Verre for this fifth post please click here!

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“Would you like some more tea?”

“Yes, please. I must say, your home is so elegant and comfortable; I would have never guessed it the first time I came into your courtyard. Such a surprise. It is not at all like a fishbowl.”

“As much as we entertain here, it really is one of the most private homes. Monsieur Chareau was fabulous; he designed everything to make this house perfect for the way we wanted to live. He had such a lust for every detail. And Mr. Dalbet is a virtuoso in metal. I remember when we told them how we wished we could live without having to make people serve us, and by that night they had devised a whole mechanism to bring food from the kitchen automatically. The house is so intricate yet refined, like a Swiss watch. And it is so peaceful, even though we are in the midst of Paris.”

“I am so glad we shared this tea together. You have been so gracious; I thought being with your husband would be really awkward, given our friendship.

“My husband and I truly believe in having a modern marriage and living a modern lifestyle It’s like this house: many have preconceptions that it is cold and unemotional, but we both have learned how sensual all its mechanisms are. It is both masculine and feminine: it embraces each of us as individuals and together, and we couldn’t imagine going back to more traditional way of life.”

“Well, I guess it is time. I am still nervous; I have never done this before, you know.”

“You should not worry. Monsieur is so very gentle. And he feels strongly that sterility is important for everyone’s interest. You will be in very capable hands. Would you feel better if I took you downstairs?”

“Oh, no, no. I will be fine.”

“Very well. At the bottom of the stairs where you came in, just rotate the metal screen to the other side and you can go right in. He should be waiting for you.”

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“Ma chère, you look radiant. I know this is a new experience for you so I hope I can make you feel relaxed. It may sound clinical but it is important we take precautions to prevent disease. If it will make you more comfortable, I will stand behind this screen while you disrobe.”

“You had a nice tea with my wife, I hope. She loves to show off all the mechanical toys…”

“Ok, ready as I’ll ever be.”

“Alright, now lay down and place your feet up in these stirrups. Relax. Trust me, this won’t hurt a bit. My hygienic practice of gynecology is really going to change women’s’ lives for the better. I feel it is so important, a revolution, really. Imagine how free you will be not to have to worry always about….”

He spoke continually in soft but assured tones, while his hands deftly orchestrated the array of scientific instruments. Dappled light reflected onto the ceiling, as soothing as if she had been in the garden rather than lying on her back, naked on the cool leather.

As she dressed herself, Dr. Dalsace discretely disappeared. When she was clothed, he materialized again, and reached for her hand, gently placing his palm in the curve of her back. “Let me show you out.”

He reached for the door latch. As he grasped it between his thumb and finger, it slid in the curved slot in the convex aluminum surface, arcing downward away from him as the door eased open, willing him to bend forward in a gracious bow. Having just seen her at her most compromised, he now demurred to her as he returned her to the daylight.

She left the house, looking back at the translucent glass façade, and she felt she saw the future with clarity.

One Cool Blow

One week from today, MTM and I pick up stakes and move to One Cool Blow. And, now that our house is encased in neon purple shutters, I’m ready for moving day to be……..right now.

Except, I haven’t packed everything.

Here’s the thing about packing. I love it, and I detest it. Really, it depends upon which thing I’m packing at the moment.

Thing 1: Long lost pictures from our honeymoon, found in the bottom of a box, making me take precious packing minutes to relive drinking coffee on a sidewalk, selecting flowers from a street vendor, driving on the wrong side of the road. Buried treasure. Recovered.

Thing 2: Pulling out random thing-a-ma-jig and asking MTM if we need to move it, store it or throw it away. (Secretly hoping he wants to throw it away.) He wants to move it. Every single solitary time. Deciding to pack while he is at the office, because more can be thrown in the garbage when he is not helping.

Thing 3: Wondering how to contact the landfill to find something from the purge in Thing 2 that MTM decided he must have and cannot find.

Thing 4: Trying on everything in my closet. Bargaining with myself about how much of it I will ever be small enough to wear again. Deciding to take all of it just in case while eating a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup.

So.

We move a week from today, and I need a packing playlist to help make me zip around this house like lightning to finish on time. Dear Reader, what song would you recommend I play to get me moving?

Twas the Week Before Closing

Who wouldn't want purple shutters?


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Twas the week before Closing, and all ‘round the house

We were prepping for moving, myself and my spouse.

The shutters were hung on the windows with care,

To make sure the contract was in force and square.

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The furniture will be next week, chairs, tables and beds,

But all the little things to be boxed is something we dread.

And Andra in her sundress, and I in my khaki,

Are not dressed for packing, but more likely for slacking.

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Ten years in one house means much has been amassed,

So sorting, boxing or tossing does not go so fast.

Persevere we must, as our sale date approaches

The house must be empty, except for the roaches.

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Our new place is smaller but quiet and bright,

We’re sure that it will suit us and fit us just right.

We’ll miss some convenience of living so close,

But we’re escaping to Cool Blow, 11 Marion ‘adios.’

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A guest post by MTM….gotta get rid of this earworm that has been running through my brain all day as I finished hanging the purple shutters requested by our buyer.

How Are You Spending the Weekend?

Architecture. A series that builds. Today, a Cootchie Quickie, or What It Is Like to Live With an Architect. Start here to follow the blocks from the beginning. Thanks for clicking the Cootchie.

Here’s how I’m spending my weekend.

This is my leg. On paint.

MTM and I are putting the final touches on our house painting project. After millions of spills, a handful of almost-falls from the ladder, at least a billion curse words and slathering enough paint on my skin to turn myself into a walking Jackson Pollock, I feel light. We’re almost free.

I cannot wait to burn these clothes in the back yard. I wonder if our homemade inferno will scare the chickens?…………..

The Tell-Tale Liqueur

TRUE! nervous, very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why WILL you say that I am mad? The disease had sharpened my senses, not destroyed, not dulled them. Above all was the sense of scent acute. I smelled all things in the heaven and in the earth. I smelled many things in hell. How then am I mad? Hearken! and observe how healthily, how calmly, I can tell you the whole story.

It is impossible to say how first the idea entered my brain, but, once conceived, it haunted me day and night. Object there was none. Passion there was none. I loved the spiny tree. It had never wronged me, but to prick me once and again. It had never given me insult. For its golden essence I had my desire. I think it was the skin! Yes, it was this! The pebbled surface shone bright amongst the dark leaves. Whenever my gaze fell upon them my blood ran cold, and so by degrees, very gradually, I made up my mind to take the life of the golden orbs, and thus rid myself of the unfulfilled desire.

Now this is the point. You fancy me mad. Madmen know nothing. But you should have seen me. You should have seen how wisely I proceeded — with what caution — with what foresight, with what dissimulation, I went to work! I was never kinder to the orbs than during the whole week before I flayed them. And every morning about half past six I turned the latch of the door and opened it oh, so gently! And then, when I had made an opening sufficient, I put in for my taloned basket, taloned so that no orb shall escape, and then I thrust in the tree. Oh, you would have laughed to see how cunningly I thrust it in! I moved it slowly, very, very slowly, so that I might not drop the orbs. Having reaped my harvest, I would carefully cleanse the rough surface, and then, with a weapon festooned with a hundred sharp edges, I did skin each orb. And this I did for seven straight mornings, every morning, when the day broke. Thus I collected my quarry into vials, sousing it with ever-clear for a fortnight or two, and then fortifying it with saccharine nectar. And then I entombed it in the darkest of dark, the coldest of cold.

But even yet I refrained and kept still. I scarcely breathed, impatient as I was. Meantime the essence of the orbs intensified. It grew sweeter and sweeter, and sharper and sharper, every instant. I have told you that I am nervous: so I am. And now at the dead hour of the night, amid the dreadful silence of this old house, so strange a taste as this excited me to uncontrollable terror. Yet, for some minutes longer I refrained and stood still. But the alchemy grew stronger, stronger! I thought the vials must burst. And now a new anxiety seized me — the sound of opening the frozen vault would be heard by Andra! The orbs’ hour had come! With a loud yell, I threw open the freezer and snatched a vial from the cold depths. In an instant I downed the elixer, and shattered the vial to deny my transgression. I then smiled gaily, to find the deed so far done. But for many minutes the fragments of the vial clinked and tinkled on with a muffled sound. This, however, did not vex me; it would not be heard through the wall. At length it ceased. The orbs’ essence was vanquished. I examined the faceted remains. Yes, it was gone, daddy, gone. I placed my hand upon my heart and held it there many minutes. There was no pulsation. And then, through the wall, her voice:

“Sweetheart, are you sneaking some Arancello?” 

Villain!” I shrieked, “dissemble no more! I admit the deed! — tear open the door! — here, here! — you try to resist this ambrosia!”

Yes, this is a guest post…as Andra is off having a grand time on a Girlfriend Weekend. It is officially harvest season here, and the daily flaying of the oranges has commenced (of course we squeeze the juice first!) In a sense, this is a repost, with all appreciation to Edgar Allen Poe. Below is an excerpt, but here is a link to the original post.

For those of you who’ve never tried it, arancello is Italian in origin, an orange flavored sweet liqueur. While limoncello, the lemon flavored version, is very common in the United States, We rarely see arancello anywhere. In our experiences with dining in Italy, arancello is what they often serve at the very end of the meal to cleanse the palate. Once we were introduced to it and couldn’t find it anywhere, we decided to try to make our own at home. Luckily, the sunshine smiles on our back yard orange tree enough to give us an ample supply of oranges for our tiny distillery.

Making arancello starts with the following tools: a large sealable glass container and a micro plane grater. You will also need a fine mesh strainer and some glass bottles further in the process. While many recipes call for vodka, we’ve found that Everclear makes a tastier, more rounded liqueur given time.

Arancello Ingredients

Zest of 20 oranges
500 milliters (2 cups) Everclear
1 cup water
2 cups sugar

Zest the 20 oranges with the micro plane grater. Place Everclear in the large sealable glass container and add orange zest. Store in refrigerator for 2 – 4 weeks, shaking periodically to distribute the flavor. Once the mixture appears ready (and this takes some experimentation), remove and strain through a fine mesh strainer to remove impurities.

To make simple syrup, dissolve 2 cups sugar in 1 cup water on the stove, stirring constantly until the sugar is fully incorporated. Remove from heat and let cool.

Mix together 2 cups simple syrup in 1 cup of the alcohol mixture. Place in glass bottles and chill in freezer for at least 2 months before tasting. Initially, the combination tastes like cough syrup, but given time, it becomes very sweet. The longer it is left in the freezer, the sweeter it gets. In fact, the batch we made two Christmases ago is at its peak right now.

Sip as a refreshing after dinner drink or pour over ice cream for a kick.

One final note: This process is more a technique than a recipe. You may prefer different proportions. Enjoy your time experimenting and tasting!

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