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Want to Play Post Office?

Post Office. It’s a place to mail a letter or buy a stamp. Perhaps, it’s a place to get a passport or rant about standing in line. For some of us, it’s a room to visit for some kissing. And some telling. Or not.

I didn’t play Post Office on my senior trip to Washington DC. I was almost eighteen. A goody-goody prude without much life experience or taste. Yet, I remember walking around, kicking my shoes through a white blanket of February snow. Giggling too loudly. Gesturing in that massive way teen girls do. Being interested in everything I saw and thinking it uncool to show it.

Surely, that sounds familiar?

Our principal was our chaperone, and, bless him, he was determined for us redneck hick children to experience some culture. He dragged us to nice restaurants. Museums. The Old Post Office.

Sprawling along Pennsylvania Avenue, it’s a pile of stone blocks with a clock tower that pokes through the skyline, demanding to be noticed. Its trussed atrium in the center is an ode to a lost era, granite and brass and iron fringing tables that enjoy the square frame of the sky, the kiss of perfect light.

I didn’t appreciate all that when I was seventeen. I remember being SO GLAD to find the Old Post Office because I could get a decent, recognizable meal. (AKA a hamburger.) I didn’t look up to see the sky or notice the glass elevator that crawled up the clock tower. That precious old building, solid everywhere, didn’t phase me in my quest for the osculating caress of a real meal in its cheap food court and tacky souvenir shops.

I’m glad I can go back. See things with different eyes. Sit in a soaring room alone, immersed in the sounds of foreign tongues cracking the prisms of light. My stomach full from a visit to a cheese shop around the corner. A place where all I want to do is look up. Gaze around. Feast on the beauty enveloping me, the symphony of noises that bounce off the hard edges of a glorious, forgotten, almost prostituted space.

When the Post Office kisses me. Well. That’s living.

And When We Kiss

MTM and I have been together almost a decade (as hard as that is for me to fathom.) During our first 2 1/2 months, we went out casually a number of times. The man NEVER kissed me – not my hand, not my cheek, not my…….well, never mind.

Once, lit by the romantic light of shop windows on a downtown sidewalk, he made his move. I was salivating. Panting. Heaving. A blazing cauldron of fire. He saw my unfortunate longing, planted an unsatisfying peck on my lips and said good night. I think I heard him giggle as he walked away.

The man knew how to play me.

When he finally kissed me, it was the stroke of the New Year 2003. We were at a party. I invited him with a dramatic declaration to everyone but him: if he said ‘no,’ I was DONE with him. DONE!!! He made sure to let me know that since his passport was expired, I would be an acceptable substitute for Europe. By default, he agreed to be my date.

And, that’s how he kissed me for the first time as the clock clanged midnight, the awakening of my life.

For the past few days, we’ve both been down with colds, his worse than mine. Claiming he doesn’t want to escalate my degree of infection, he lovingly refuses to kiss me.

Why does the removal of a thing make us pine for it? I watch him sleep and wonder if I kiss him, will he know? Will he suspect I crept into his aura, merged it with my own? Trickery is my cloak of deceit. I try all the usual avenues – before he jumps from the car, when he comes home, over clinking glass at dinner, as he extinguishes the lamp for the night. He shifts his way through them with chivalry, protecting me from the scourge within him.

It feels like we’re dating again, like I don’t know where I stand. That man. He’s playing me. Again.

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They Used to Call Me the Streak

Well, not really. That was my brother who was always revealing his buck-naked self to all of my friends as a little boy.

But, calling our incoming Rotary 7770 District Governor nominee Lou MelloThe Illustrious Potentate” on my blog yesterday brought back a memory for me that was reinforced by regular reader Tom Smith’s rampant postings of Ray Stevens songs on Facebook.

Growing up, I wasn’t allowed to listen to secular music. This standard did not apply to my father, who blasted country honky-tonk with reckless abandon in his various company vehicles. The cringing memories of that music is the main reason I can’t listen to country music much to this day.

The boogie-woogie-free zone was problematic for my mother to enforce when we went to visit family. When one of my cousins discovered KISS, my deprived brother and I would walk around in shell-shocked wonder at the beats and the screeching and the posters my cousin had in his room. We’d always return home wanting to “Shout It Out Loud” and other hideous things.

My poor mother spent weeks trying to return us to her staid, straight-and-narrow children again after each visit to those relatives.

Because I found the noise of KISS deafening and the costumes unattractive, I decided to succumb to another deplorable sin.

Ray Stevens.

My cousin Ann had the record “The Streak,” and I played it on her Donny and Marie Osmond record player enough times in succession to memorize every nuance of it. I thought a song about people running around naked in public was far more incendiary than a song called “Love Gun.” (Yes, people, I was THAT naive.)

So, in honor of Mr. Lou Mello’s District Governor Nominee status for Rotary District 7770 and the memories that conjured for me, please enjoy Mr. Ray Stevens’ cheesy video for “The Streak.”

Too Much is Just Enough: Cheese

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