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Admit it. You clicked on this story looking for My Favorite P0rn Films of All Time. Or pictures of women clad in lacy bits of nothingness. Perhaps links to my Top Ten Sex Toy Sites. Or a lengthy discussion of the mechanics of the Orgasm Journal I keep with MTM.
You know me. I’ve always used sexual entendres to lure readers. But today, I’m writing to lure you to the perfect place to HAVE SEX with your significant other. (Though I suppose you can watch p0rn films and play with sex toys there. No judgement.)
This weekend, I’m staying at Between Water & Main Bed and Breakfast in Belhaven, North Carolina.
Gail Fowler is enthusiastic about my books. She organized an event for me on Sunday, February 11 at Belhaven’s Wilkinson Center. Only a few $10 tickets remain, and my $25 advance meet-and-greet is SOLD OUT.
Gail has one unoccupied room at Between Water & Main this weekend. Just think, people. One of you can book that room and whisk your significant other away for a surprise romantic weekend. Everyone knows thoughtful surprises given with loving intent lead to MIND-BLOWING SEX.
Who doesn’t need mind-blowing sex?
So someone PLEASE click on the link below and book your room at Between Water & Main this weekend. I won’t tell anyone when your screams keep me awake or complain about the headboard ramming into our shared wall. I’m performing a Reader Community Service, because some of you people NEED to get lucky.
Call 252-943-0367 or stop by Between Water & Main for tickets and to book your room. Tickets to my event at the Wilkinson Center are $10. Checks, cash or charge accepted.
And if you haven’t read my books, get your copies HERE.
One of the biggest things I’m looking forward to in 2018? My Belhaven, North Carolina, event at the Wilkinson Center, sponsored by Between Water & Main Bed and Breakfast.
I’m getting ready to make news in Belhaven. Be part of the story.
New Year. New opportunity to see my high-energy performance. Laugh. Cry. Make memories. Change a life.
Not in the area? February is National Library Lovers’ Month. Double the love for your favorite bibliophile. Come to Belhaven for a Valentine’s weekend to remember.
In 1899, the Town of Belhaven was officially incorporated. Defined by its deep harbor, the small town thrived during the 20th century with lumber and saw mills and oyster and fishing industries. In 1928, it became the last link of the Intracoastal Waterway, completing the connection from Beaufort to Boston and making Belhaven a scenic water-town destination for boating, birding, fishing, as well as shopping and dining.
Sponsored by Between Water & Main Bed & Breakfast, I’ll be going to Belhaven’s Wilkinson Center, 144 W. Main St., Sun., Feb. 11, 2018, 3-4 p.m., to present “I Walked 444 Miles to Make a Memory,” a hilarious, motivational program about my New York Times best-selling memoir “Not Without My Father.” Book sales and signing to follow.
You can read all the details on the VisitNC website and can email email@example.com for more information.
If you want to read how this event came about Gail wrote the backstory and shared it with the Washington Daily News. Go read it. Then order your tickets!
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