The Dad Is Well Hung Tour is bulging across the globe! Dad made it to Las Vegas yesterday. Here’s a shot of Dad invading a Vegas convention. I hope the CPAs had the good sense to ask him a few questions…..

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Thanks to Toronto reader Nancy Teixeira for this epic shot. OF COURSE, Roy would haunt the food-and-drinks table in any location, but especially in Vegas. Follow Nancy on Twitter HERE, and check out her epic fitness blog HERE.

But Dad ran out of strangers to harass, I mean, regale in Vegas. His urgent needs demanded release……of the airborne variety. He hightailed it to England and cozied up to reader Tom Merriman.

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And Dad was like, “Where can I get me one of them hats, huh? I might surprise Linda with it.” *shudder* Tom is now SMOKING the competition. Check out his side-splitting series of entries at his blog Beyond the Sphere HERE.

But Dad being Dad, he grew bored with Jolly Old. He wanted to visit a place big enough to contain his prominence, a land where the flag juts out as far as his………….belly and everything comes in quadruple-extra-large.

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Yes, Dear Readers. Roy went to Texas and pestered author John Howell. Follow John on Twitter HERE, and download his latest book His Revenge HERE. (A really excellent, suspenseful read. I gave it 5 stars!)

Still on the fence about showing your pride in Dad’s well-hung-ness? I mean, really. How often can you put your balls on the internet and not be accused of propagating porn? Here are the #DadIsWellHung Contest rules again, because showing your balls = possible moolah. (And no, I won’t slip it in your gyrating g-string…….)

Put your newfound Dadness to good use! Enter the #DadIsWellHung Contest!

  1. Post a photo of said gift on social media.
  2. Hashtag it #dadiswellhung.

That’s it! Every #dadiswellhung update will be entered to win the #DadIsWellHung Contest.

First Prize: A $25 gift card to Amazon/iTunes/Barnes and Noble (winner’s choice)

Second Prize: A $15 gift card to Amazon/iTunes/Barnes and Noble (winner’s choice)

Third Prize: A $10 gift card to Amazon/iTunes/Barnes and Noble (winner’s choice)

And to encourage creativity…..
A $25 gift card of choice will be awarded to
MOST CREATIVE #DadIsWellHung post!!!

The only rules for Most Creative?

  1. Post a photo of said gift on social media.
  2. Hashtag it #dadiswellhung.

So EVERYBODY can wow Dad with creative homages to his well-hung-ness. Come back tomorrow for a selection of our favorite #DadIsWellHung entries so far.

Winners will be chosen at random on December 26, 2015, except for Most Creative. YOU will vote for your favorite.

 

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My dad gets around. Last week, my inbox, Facebook timeline, and text stream blew up with secret snapshots of my father. Pictures taken from behind a tree. Or head on. Or gripped tightly in one very happy hand.

Lots of people are thrilled my dad is well hung.

Don’t know what I’m talking about?

Sign up for my e-newsletter HERE. Already subscribed? Send your mailing address to readme(at)andrawatkins(dot)com and get in on the fun. Because through December 24, you have multiple chances to show everyone how well hung Dad is.

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If you already got a mailed gift from Dad and me:

  1. Post a photo of said gift on social media.
  2. Hashtag it #dadiswellhung.

That’s it! Every #dadiswellhung update will be entered to win the Dad Is Well Hung Contest.

Every.

Update.

Share a photo? You’re entered.

Share someone else’s photo with the #dadiswellhung hashtag? You’re entered (but you know you can do better than them! Make your own #dadiswellhung photo, too!)

No entry limit!

First Prize: A $25 gift card to Amazon/iTunes/Barnes and Noble (winner’s choice)

Second Prize: A $15 gift card to Amazon/iTunes/Barnes and Noble (winner’s choice)

Third Prize: A $10 gift card to Amazon/iTunes/Barnes and Noble (winner’s choice)

Winners will be chosen at random on December 26, 2015.

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