We’re nuts! Last weekend, we drove from Charleston to Florence to Columbia to Augusta to Columbia to Charleston in twenty-four hours. Dad fell asleep in his recliner, crowing about your #DadIsWellHung entries. Mom shares everything she sees and laughs. And laughs. And laughs.

I don’t even want to THINK
about what this is doing
for their sex life.

ICK!

I’ve got a backlog of #DadIsWellHung entries to highlight. PLEASE, keep them coming. I love your creativity, your sense of humor, and your spirit. Readers have taken Dad on jaunts around their homes and their cities. They’ve featured him on holiday cards and in festivals. They’ve dragged him to work.

We’re just getting started!

Still on the fence about showing your pride in Dad’s well-hung-ness? I mean, really. How often can you put your balls on the internet and not be accused of propagating porn? Here are the #DadIsWellHung Contest rules again, because showing your balls = possible moolah. (And no, I won’t slip it in your gyrating g-string…….)

Put your newfound Dadness to good use! Enter the #DadIsWellHung Contest!

1. Post a photo of said gift on social media.
2. Hashtag it #dadiswellhung.

That’s it! Every #dadiswellhung update will be entered to win the #DadIsWellHung Contest.

First Prize: A $25 gift card to Amazon/iTunes/Barnes and Noble (winner’s choice)

Second Prize: A $15 gift card to Amazon/iTunes/Barnes and Noble (winner’s choice)

Third Prize: A $10 gift card to Amazon/iTunes/Barnes and Noble (winner’s choice)

And to encourage creativity…..
A $25 gift card of choice will be awarded to
MOST CREATIVE #DadIsWellHung post!!!

The only rules for Most Creative?

1. Post a photo of said gift on social media.
2. Hashtag it #dadiswellhung.

So EVERYBODY can wow Dad with creative homages to his well-hung-ness. Come back tomorrow for a selection of our favorite #DadIsWellHung entries so far.

Winners will be chosen at random on December 26, 2015, except for Most Creative. YOU will vote for your favorite.