My Come From Behind Dad Is Well Hung Edition

I’m behind, Dear Reader. The holidays smack anyone, but they steamroll stupid people. The world’s procrastinators. People who know they have a professional license requiring forty hours of continuing education, yet put off completing said hours until the last seconds of the year.

Yesterday, I sat through nine hours of lectures on the United States Income Tax Code. If ever I needed #DadIsWellHung entries………..I have more than a few. Let’s jump on them, shall we?

I love the colors of this #DadIsWellHung entry from Amber Deutsch. If her name rings familiar, she’s my primary beta reader, a persecuted soul these days. I appreciate her more than I can say.

I cackled at this Brick House Chick submission. Looks like I need to head her way and relieve her of some of that gin………

Brick House always sends things to make me laugh. Here’s another image of #DadIsWellHung. I’m sure he wanted to stay there during her shopping spree. Check out Brick House’s site HERE.

Carnell made a clean #DadIsWellHung entry. He’d better bet me not to show off his dirty one………Visit his Just British car site HERE.

I don’t know what to think of Dad surrounded by that bushy, um………..English wreath. Thanks to Margaret and Alan Bothamley for this East Midlands, UK submission!

Mr SugarBears is a willing model. Especially since Dad would never fit around a bulldog’s neck. Thanks to Shannon for this lovely shot. Check out her scrumptious potato and leek soup recipe HERE.

Dad actually had the nerve to hang around a thousand-year-old English abbey. Read more about Thorney Abbey’s fascinating history HERE.

Dad refused to take us to Disney. He deserves to have Mickey Mouse make fun of him. Thanks to Teresa Mello for this shot.

Nancy Teixeira continues to slay the creative competition. I howled and howled at her latest creation. Follow her antics on Twitter HERE.

I have several group entries to post, but I’ll devote an entire post to each group. Stay tuned.

And keep submitting!

Dad couldn’t stop talking about this contest……I mean, himself, when I saw him last Saturday.

Put your newfound Dadness to good use! Enter the #DadIsWellHung Contest!

1. Post a photo of said gift on social media.
2. Hashtag it #dadiswellhung.

That’s it! Every #dadiswellhung update will be entered to win the #DadIsWellHung Contest.

First Prize: A $25 gift card to Amazon/iTunes/Barnes and Noble (winner’s choice)

Second Prize: A $15 gift card to Amazon/iTunes/Barnes and Noble (winner’s choice)

Third Prize: A $10 gift card to Amazon/iTunes/Barnes and Noble (winner’s choice)

And to encourage creativity…..
A $25 gift card of choice will be awarded to
MOST CREATIVE #DadIsWellHung post!!!

The only rules for Most Creative?

1. Post a photo of said gift on social media.
2. Hashtag it #dadiswellhung.

So EVERYBODY can wow Dad with creative homages to his well-hung-ness. Come back tomorrow for a selection of our favorite #DadIsWellHung entries so far.

Winners will be chosen at random on December 26, 2015, except for Most Creative. YOU will vote for your favorite.

And in case you missed the announcement…..

Not Without My Father
Audiobook
Available NOW!

Amazon/Audible version availableHERE.

iTunes version available HERE.

Let Dad and me tickle your ears. Just in time for holiday giving!