Ripped Guy at Dick’s:  Welcome to Dick’s Sporting Goods! Can I help you find something specific? Me:  Um……ah…….mumblemumblemumble. RGAD:  I’m sorry? What was that? Me: MUMBLEMUMBLE. RGAD:  (Nervous laugh) Sorry. Still didn’t get that. Me:  I’M LOOKING FOR A JOCK STRAP! (Every eye in the store zeroes in on me.) Me:  I mean. I’M not […]

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Dear Cayleigh: You leave today. I told myself I wouldn’t cry. I lied to myself. I couldn’t stop the flow. Since you came along almost 10 years ago, I could always pop in the car and see you whenever I wanted. You lived just across the river. It wasn’t far. Now, I wish I’d made […]

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