neil gaiman andra watkins

Wham. Bam. Thank you, Ma’am! Story of my life these days. I invade a town for a day or several. I show myself and my stuff to anyone who will listen, and I take money for the pleasure I give.

And I give A LOT of pleasure.

Seriously.

Some people tell me I’m the best they’ve ever had.

Friends tell me my life looks exotic. Enticing. A grown-up good time.

I give them a little wink with a side of “don’t you wish you were me?” And I hand them my
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