A conversation between my friend Alice and me. Regarding Roy.

Alice: “I think I need to go to your parents’ and spend time with your dad ahead of the trip, Andra. I mean………..um……….well……………I’m going to be spending a week with him, and……………well……….he’s…………um—”

Me: “Impossible? Horrifying? Somewhat smelly?”Continue Reading

“Surprise!!!!”

Mom walked up behind me, and in the second before I turned around, I had a flashback.

I was in elementary school. The inside of Coker’s Department Store was a cave. Fluorescent lights spotlit stuff. Clothes and shoes. Sheets and blankets. China and fancy table linens.

And lingerie. Racks and racks of lace and silk, elastic and cotton.Continue Reading