The Wonderful World of Dick
Ripped Guy at Dick’s: Welcome to Dick’s Sporting Goods! Can I help you find something specific? Me: Um……ah…….mumblemumblemumble. RGAD: I’m sorry? What was that? Me: MUMBLEMUMBLE. RGAD: (Nervous laugh) Sorry. Still didn’t get that. Me: I’M LOOKING FOR A JOCK STRAP! (Every eye in the store zeroes in on me.)Continue Reading