Forgive me, Dear Reader. I’m a day late announcing the winners of the Dad Is Well Hung Contest drawing. Three canceled flights. Five flight delays. An unexpected overnight. A thorough TSA search. A passport snafu. An aborted landing. TWO DAYS of my life.

And you’re like, “Shut up, Andra! Tell us who won the #DadIsWellHung drawing!”Continue Reading

When I discovered my latest problem, I was naked. I raked nearsighted eyes everywhere while water dribbled down the drain.

“How did this happen?” My voice echoed in claustrophobic space. I grabbed a towel and charged from the bathroom, dripping everywhere.

I found the primary offender.

Outside.Continue Reading