Meet a Character: Carol Koutroulis
2015-02-10
Ass-ended. The worst first impression. A hot, cramping mess.
Every Trace innkeeper met me at my worst. Usually after I walked my daily fifteen.
Imagine.Continue Reading
MTM’s French Tickler
2015-02-09
Life hasn’t been kind to MTM. Between his collarbone (he’s out of the sling but not back on the bike), my eye (coming down off steroids is maddening, I tell you) and my book things (WHYOHWHYOHWHY ISN’T ANYONE BUYING MY BOOK??????!!!!!!?????? I scream as I bang my head into his intricately prepared dinner and stab myself with my fork), we aren’t the easiest couple these days. His every sexual overture is met with me grabbing the computer and shouting, “IF I JUST TWEAK THIS THING RIGHT HERE, TWO MORE PEOPLE WILL DOWNLOAD MY MEMOIR!!!!!”Continue Reading
Make a Memory: Chef Nico Romo
2015-02-09
I count Chef Nico Romo among my dearest friends. When he first came to Fish Restaurant, he agreed to make a silly video with me, a loud Southern stranger who screamed in his French kitchen. It was our first encounter.
Maybe we understood each other. Even then.Continue Reading