Ripped Guy at Dick’s: Welcome to Dick’s Sporting Goods! Can I help you find something specific? Me: Um……ah…….mumblemumblemumble. RGAD: I’m sorry? What was that? Me: MUMBLEMUMBLE. RGAD: (Nervous laugh) Sorry. Still didn’t get that. Me: I’M LOOKING FOR A JOCK STRAP! (Every eye in the store zeroes in on me.)Continue Reading
I admit it. As humiliating as it is to confess, especially to a big ole audience like this one, I’ll just put it out there. Today, I’m forty-three years old. Middle-aged. A little saggier and baggier today than I was yesterday. So, I ought to be able to own justContinue Reading
That’s the name of my most popular pin board on Pinterest. Help! I am married to an architect! Scrolling through the collection of followers reveals a posse of certified, breathing architects following my pseudo-architect board. News flash for those poor souls: What I knew about architecture before I met MTM couldContinue Reading