Like Selling Suspenders to a Belt Salesman
“Roy, why are you wearing those pants? Those are the worst pair of pants you own. Why don’t you—”
“Mom, just stop. He’s probably using them as his trial pair. WHEN HE MESSES THESEContinue Reading
“Roy, why are you wearing those pants? Those are the worst pair of pants you own. Why don’t you—”
“Mom, just stop. He’s probably using them as his trial pair. WHEN HE MESSES THESEContinue Reading
To be continued the next day. On Mother’s Day.
My mother is steadfast. She pulled my father off the toilet in Collinwood, Tennessee, while I cowered behind the bed. “My feet hurt too much for this,” was my excuse. Almost four hundred miles of walking. Day after day.
I thought I earned the right to avoid the sight of my father’s manhood.Continue Reading
I’m happy. And I’m sad. We have a winner in the To Live Forever Journey to Charleston Contest, and I am tickled beyond description.
I’m just sad everyone couldn’t win. Continue Reading
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