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nothing

How to Make the Best of Absolutely Nothing

Have you ever made plans, only to see them fall through? Yeah. Me too. I'm supposed to be in Italy right now. Because after a stressful Spring, what's better than guzzling—I mean SIPPING wine under the Tuscan sun? Only I'm NOT in Italy, because LIFE. Instead, I'm stuck in my house. I know. Nobody feels sorry for me.

crap

How to Crap When Your Wife’s in the Bathtub

(To honor my parents' fiftieth anniversary, I wrote a post in my father's voice.) Linda and me, we celebrated our golden wedding anniversary yesterday. You know, fifty years. That woman done put up with me fifty years! Naw, I cain't believe it either.

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Because A Vote For Me Is Better Than The Chump You’d Otherwise Vote For

I'm cross-eyed from screens. A blister bubbles on the tip of my index finger. My patootie hurts from sitting in a chair all day. I spent yesterday in an all-day spotlight on the We Love Memoirs Facebook Group. Answering squishy questions. Posting silly photos. Jumping through every hoop those dear people threw there for me.